BB Moms: "Normal to Get Crush on Son's Coach?"

True confessions here.

I adore my son's pitching coach! So does everyone else in the world for that matter, including hubbie.
I also know someone who had a crush on son's Head Coach

Must be more commom than you think.

Define what "crush" means--it may not mean the same to all

TRhit : Crush... it's what I do to aluminum cans before I take them to the recycle depot. Hey... lunch money is lunch money!

micdsguy : Don't be surprised at anything you might see on those news/entertainment morning shows. Maybe,just maybe, the mom and coach in question are actually married to each other. Naw.. what's the 'news' in that!?

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Originally posted by Tiger Paw Mom:
I also know someone who had a crush on son's Head Coach

To clear up any misunderstanding, TPM not refering to TPM

What the guys don't know is that while the dads are discussing coaches' baseball knowledge, the moms are checking out which coach is hot and which is not and comparing notes!! You don't think we are searching those media guides for stats, do you?

TDF - Are you referring to "hot poppa"!?!?!?!?

laf - you know it!! Just wish those danged guys would smile in those pics

Everytime I've known someone to have a crush on me, I've been able to get that sledge hammer out of their hands. THANK GOODNESS!

When I married I promised to love, cherish and obey(was in ancient times) BUT I never promised to give up my eyesight

TDF - It's probably a good thing he doesn't or we'd not be able to get anything accomplished - would spend the day drooling!

Yeah, Mom's definately get crushes on certain coaches! (harmless ones of course)

You can just tell from the postings - it's FRIDAY!

I'm sure 99.999% of the crushes are harmless. I do know a boy my kid played travel ball with whose mom's crush on coach (coach equally or more at fault) ended up crushing 2 families. What this kid had to endure at school & in community is awful because of the actions of his mom & his coach.

We have to have something to do during those long summer days. They watch the players and we watch them! Watch this....

Which mom out there knows which head coach looks like Nick on CSI?

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I adore my son's pitching coach!

Sully? ....huh.

I knew a little league coach that drafted his players based on the attractiveness factor of their moms.

I am so glad we got out of that league. Although there were some hot moms there.

Dad04 : I know MANY LL coaches that also did this. Don't think the 'moms of attention' didn't know!

I always thought they were wanting him because of ability. Wait 'till I break this to my son!

TDF - Don't let Jim know this! (pertaining to Rob of course - probably wasn't his talent either!)

lafmom: Was your son's coach 'double-dipping'?

In other words was he getting a great player AND a great looker!?

I used to have to fight those Moms off like flys. Everywhere I turned there was another Mom with a great big crush on yours truly.

They would gang up and come after me in big bunches. They were all very beautiful, scantly dressed with amazing figures.

Then the alarm would go off, waking me from a sound sleep.

Actually I'm not really proud of it, but I can't remember even one mom who has ever had a crush on this old coach.

PGStaff; That'll teach you to fall asleep on the field with an alarm clock in your back pocket!

maybe once or twice.........

in between innings of course........

I may have.....

looked in the stands.......

a bit.........

baseball moms are my weakness.....

laf - you're forgetting that he was Rob's coach in LL. He probably was hoping someone else would draft the kid just so he wouldn't have to put up with ME

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baseball moms are my weakness.....

Anyone who holds tryouts for travel teams know that the GLM* Factor is the biggest reason a player makes the team. That is only trumped by the PITAF** factor.


True Story:

A couple of years ago I had a team in a tournament. I coach from the bench and have my assistants do the bases. One game my assistants took turns coaching third, which was very unusual.

It turned out that on the 3rd base side, one of the moms from the other team was a very very good looking blond wearing a very small/tight halter top. We found out after the game she was a dancer at one of the local gentlemen's clubs.



* Good looking Mom
**Pain in the A** Father

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Originally posted by Dad04:

I knew a little league coach that drafted his players based on the attractiveness factor of their moms.

I am so glad we got out of that league. Although there were some hot moms there.

Shoot, back in the day........you would only get maybe 2 good players in the draft, then after that, you drafted a good organized team mom, then by how short of skirts the moms wore

When I told one of my assistant coaches the plan one year, he came back with a freakin' flow chart with pictures.

We've finally hit bottom with this thread....

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Originally posted by catchermom03:
When I married I promised to love, cherish and obey(was in ancient times) BUT I never promised to give up my eyesight

You're married, not dead

Maybe we should move this to the Ladies Only section so we could really get it going!!!

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Originally posted by Dad04:

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I adore my son's pitching coach!

Sully? ....huh.

I said I ADORED him, but you know that everyone LOVES Sully!


I am so glad we got out of that league. Although there were some hot moms there.

And you all thought "HM" meant high maintenance

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Originally posted by puma1:
Maybe we should move this to the Ladies Only section so we could really get it going!!!

Works for me

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Coaches,

Food for thought. Next time you are leaning over while coaching first or third base, do know that thre are a whole lot of moms out there discussing your backside!

Couldn't resist!

TPM - My son's 11 yo allstar year, we had this assistant with the nicest backside. Us moms always wanted him to coach the base on "our" side so we could enjoy the view!

TDF - I did forget about that! It's obvious though that coach had a thing for R's mom!

It's all in innocent fun. For the Mom's (and the coaches that adore them)...
"It doesn't matter where we get our appetite just as long as we come home for dinner."

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I swear this question was posed in the "On the Couch with Gail" segment of NBC's Today Show. Al Roker read a letter that...

Maybe the segment was called "On the Coach with Gail."

Did any of you ever have the coach that thought all the moms had a crush on him?

One of my sons LL coaches would saunter over to the backstop between innings, prop his long-lanky body up in front of us, make flirtatious conversation, give a wink and head back to the dugout.

Ugh...

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One of my sons LL coaches would saunter over to the backstop between innings, prop his long-lanky body up in front of us, make flirtatious conversation, give a wink and head back to the dugout.

....and then took a swig of his screwdriver in the styrofoam cup? I think I coached with that guy.

Middle aged men in polyester stretch pants are just plain S-E-X-Y!!!

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Originally posted by HotMama:
Middle age men in polyester stretch pants are just plain S-E-X-Y!!!

Stretch pants, shorts, jeans......