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Originally posted by infidel_08:
My son visited with him but was able to avoid the knife.
And just how was he able to avoid the knife wielding doctor? I can only imagine...
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infidel_08's son not only plays baseball well, but also has mastered
Taekwondo and specifically that portion devoted to self defense...
TAEKWONDO's HOSINSUL...
self defense Hosinsul, or self defense, is one of the four principles of
taekwondo. Although
taekwondo is a "self defense" sport in itself, it focuses on high and spinning kicks which are not very suitable for real life, or street, application. And they are really, really hard to do...goodness sakes...trust me on this one.
Hosinsul is
not a mixture of all kinds of spices and sweeteners and sours...heck...it's nothing like
kimchi either. But it is rather a mixture of all kinds of techniques, including grappling/locks as well as defending against armed attackers such as knife wielding surgeons.
Self defense is something that cannot be practiced alone. You will need a partner that has equal strength and vitriol and really would like to take your head off. It is extremely important that spouses
not be allowed to serve as a partner in these exercises...regardless if they urge you "that everything will be ok...just let me get a couple of good kicks in". It won't be ok...ever. Choose your
Hosinsul partner carefully...they will leave a lasting impression on you!
You will learn how to react, how not to react, proper freeing techniques, locks, bluffs, diversions, and strangling techniques. And just in time for
tax season!The following techniques are generally practiced where the opponent either uses his/her body, hands, a knife, a stick, or merely a blunt, not well documented, deduction:
* Control techniques (The whole product line of
Johnson Controls are featured)
* Freeing techniques (Paegi with marinara sauce...or immersion in
WD-40)
* Termination techniques (as seen on the popular
HBO series...
The Sopranos)
If you're looking for it you will often see a big resemblance between the self defense techniques used in
taekwondo and those applied in
Hapkido.And here comes the real kicker...can you believe this?Linear vs. Circular...gracious sakes!
There are
arguably two sorts of self-defense. This is a BIG, BIG, NON-CONTROVERSIAL generalization...HA! The hard or
linear way and the soft or
circular way.
In the
linear form one uses arms and legs to block a strike of the opponent. The advantage is that there is a direct counter-threat, which results in pain for the opponent or any one who does not believe in this method. The disadvantage is that this method requires a lot of power and bluster and it may look extremely violent for outsiders and the feint of heart. But it's loads of fun to try!
The
circular form has quite a different view...duh! Here you reluctantly use the power and speed of the opponent to neutralize him/her using
circular, confounding movements. The advantage is that you can neutralize your opponent without hurting him (not likely) and that no strength is required...perfect! The disadvantage is that it takes a lot of skill and self assured diplomacy and lots of practice to come to the necessary level. Harmony, may be sought, but should not be expected.
You will most likely use a combination of both.
HA! Dreamer! I don't think so...not ever! No Siree Bob!It really would be interesting to learn which technique
infidel_08's son utilized down there in Birmingham. I'm sure we could have a lively discussion.
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