...I'm waiting on Mr. Bumstead's reply.
Most of you are probably familiar with the comic strip Blondie. The lead male character is Dagwood Bumstead. He and I share a few similarities:
- My wife bears more than a passing resemblance to Blondie. I could pass for Dagwood in a pinch.
- When I still had all my hair, I had natural cowlicks at the crown on both sides, similar to Dagwood. Until I started buzzing my hair short 10-12 years ago, I had to use copious amounts of styling products just to keep from looking like I had two antennae.
- Dagwood is often depicted taking a nap. I'm narcoleptic. (No fooling. Runs in my family. World's stupidest disease.)
- Once upon a time, I could eat quite extreme amounts of food without gaining appreciable weight, like Dagwood and his sandwiches. Alas, time has robbed me of that superpower.
- I have been know to run late from time to time.
- Years ago when I first used it as a screen name (I think it was about 2003?), my boss at the time actually had snow-white hair and glasses, just like Mr. Dithers in the comic strip. And we got along about as well.
- About a year ago, we adopted a pit bull/lab mix from the local humane society. Every day when I come home she comes charging through the house and jumps on me until I pick her up and carry her like a baby. And she follows me around pretty much the entire time I'm home. In the comic strip, Daisy frequently knocks Dagwood down when he comes through the door. And she is often depicted at Dagwood's feet or following him around.
When I first had to come up with a screen name for a different message board, "DagwoodBumstead" was already taken. So I just shortened it to MrBumstead. I've used it ever since.
I used to keep my "real" identity a secret. When I was really active on the high school message boards, I would actually hear people (including coaches) talking about what I had posted (and me) while I'm standing right next to them, having no idea it was me. Eventually folks started piecing it together, and now it's not uncommon for someone to address me as "Bum."