Back to the really important things:
Ranking of colleges based on attractiveness of the Coeds:
Things must have really improved at Cal Poly because when I was there there were only geeks and cowboys....Poor buggers at Carnegie Mellon University.
A+ Arizona State University Tempe, AZ
A+ University of Arizona Tucson, AZ
A+ University of Texas Austin, TX
A+ Louisiana State University Baton Rouge, LA
A+ University of San Diego San Diego, CA
A+ University of Central Florida Orlando, FL
A+ Loyola Marymount University Los Angeles, CA
A+ Pepperdine University Malibu, CA
A+ Vanderbilt University Nashville, TN
A+ University of Georgia Athens, GA
A Villanova University Villanova, PA
A Clemson University Clemson, SC
A University of Rhode Island Kingston, RI
A College of Charleston Charleston, SC
A Boston College Chestnut Hill, MA
A University of Southern California Los Angeles, CA
A Southern Methodist University Dallas, TX
A Ohio University Athens, OH
A Texas Christian University Fort Worth, TX
A San Diego State University San Diego, CA
A Rollins College Winter Park, FL
A University of Alabama Tuscaloosa, AL
A Indiana University Bloomington, IN
A Loyola College - Maryland Baltimore, MD
A University of Florida Gainesville, FL
A Southwestern University Georgetown, TX
A University of Kentucky Lexington, KY
A Cal Poly - San Luis Obispo San Luis Obispo, CA
A University of Colorado Boulder, CO
A University of Mississippi Oxford, MS
A University of South Florida Tampa, FL
A Florida State University Tallahassee, FL
A University of Tennessee Knoxville, TN
A University of Richmond Richmond, VA
A Duquesne University Pittsburgh, PA
A University of California, Santa Barbara Goleta, CA
A Hampton University Hampton, VA
A Scripps College Claremont, CA
A University of South Carolina Columbia, SC
A- University of Massachusetts Amherst, MA
A- Middlebury College Middlebury, VT
A- Michigan State University East Lansing, MI
A- University of San Francisco San Francisco, CA
A- University of Wisconsin Madison, WI
A- University of Virginia Charlottesville, VA
A- University of Missouri Columbia, MO
A- University of Illinois Champaign, IL
A- Seton Hall University South Orange, NJ
A- Trinity University - Texas San Antonio, TX
A- Dickinson College Carlisle, PA
A- College of the Holy Cross Worcester, MA
A- Elon University Elon, NC
A- James Madison University Harrisonburg, VA
A- Texas A & M University College Station, TX
A- Ohio State University Columbus, OH
A- Emerson College Boston, MA
A- Muhlenberg College Allentown, PA
A- University of Maryland College Park, MD
A- University of Iowa Iowa City, IA
A- Providence College Providence, RI
A- Northeastern University Boston, MA
A- Ithaca College Ithaca, NY
A- University of Delaware Newark, DE
A- Georgetown University Washington, DC
A- Gettysburg College Gettysburg, PA
A- Wake Forest University Winston-Salem, NC
A- University of North Carolina Chapel Hill, NC
A- Furman University Greenville, SC
A- West Virginia University Morgantown, WV
A- University of Michigan Ann Arbor, MI
A- University of California, Los Angeles Los Angeles, CA
A- Washington and Lee University Lexington, VA
A- New York University New York, NY
A- Seattle University Seattle, WA
A- Miami University of Ohio Oxford, OH
A- Syracuse University Syracuse, NY
A- University of Miami Coral Gables, FL
A- Cal State - Northridge Northridge, CA
A- Depauw University Greencastle, IN
A- Towson University Baltimore, MD
A- American University Washington, DC
B+ Fordham University Bronx, NY
B+ Franklin and Marshall College Lancaster, PA
B+ Guilford College Greensboro, NC
B+ Northwestern University Evanston, IL
B+ Yale University New Haven, CT
B+ University of Oklahoma Norman, OK
B+ University of Pittsburgh Pittsburgh, PA
B+ Loyola University - Chicago Chicago, IL
B+ Smith College Northampton, MA
B+ McGill University Montreal, QC
B+ University of California, Davis Davis, CA
B+ University of Minnesota Minneapolis, MN
B+ Purdue University West Lafayette, IN
B+ University of California, Riverside Riverside, CA
B+ Lehigh University Bethlehem, PA
B+ Lafayette College Easton, PA
B+ Connecticut College New London, CT
B+ Tulane University New Orleans, LA
B+ University of Oregon Eugene, OR
B+ Bucknell University Lewisburg, PA
B+ Trinity College - Connecticut Hartford, CT
B+ Rhode Island School of Design Providence, RI
B+ Pennsylvania State University State College, PA
B+ Colgate University Hamilton, NY
B+ Loyola University - New Orleans New Orleans, LA
B+ Barnard College New York, NY
B+ Hamilton College Clinton, NY
B+ University of Vermont Burlington, VT
B+ University of Denver Denver, CO
B+ Santa Clara University Santa Clara, CA
B+ Occidental College Los Angeles, CA
B+ SUNY Albany Albany, NY
B+ University of Washington Seattle, WA
B+ SUNY Buffalo Buffalo, NY
B+ Vassar College Poughkeepsie, NY
B+ St Louis University St. Louis, MO
B+ Boston University Boston, MA
B+ Colby College Waterville, ME
B Virginia Tech Blacksburg, VA
B SUNY Binghamton Binghamton, NY
B Rutgers University - New Brunswick New Brunswick, NJ
B University of Connecticut Storrs, CT
B University of California, Irvine Irvine, CA
B Xavier University Cincinnati, OH
B Skidmore College Saratoga Springs, NY
B Union College Schenectady, NY
B Whitman College Walla Walla, WA
B SUNY Stony Brook Long Island, NY
B Wheaton College (MA) Norton, MA
B Sarah Lawrence College Bronxville, NY
B University of New Hampshire Durham, NH
B Amherst College Amherst, MA
B Davidson College Davidson, NC
B Colorado College Colorado Springs, CO
B College of Wooster Wooster, OH
B Hofstra University Hempstead, NY
B Princeton University Princeton, NJ
B Brigham Young University Provo, UT
B Brown University Providence, RI
B College of William and Mary Williamsburg, VA
B Bentley College Waltham, MA
B Auburn University Auburn, AL
B University of Kansas Lawrence, KS
B Baylor University Waco, TX
B Bates College Lewiston, ME
B Pitzer College Claremont, CA
B Wellesley College Wellesley, MA
B Pomona College Claremont, CA
B Rhodes College Memphis, TN
B University of California, Santa Cruz Santa Cruz, CA
B Reed College Portland, OR
B George Washington University Washington, DC
B Mount Holyoke College South Hadley, MA
B Duke University Durham, NC
B- University of Chicago Chicago, IL
B- Marquette University Milwaukee, WI
B- University of California, San Diego San Diego, CA
B- Macalester College St. Paul, MN
B- Stanford University Stanford, CA
B- Harvard University Cambridge, MA
B- Grinnell College Grinnell, IA
B- Dartmouth College Hanover, NH
B- Tufts University Medford, MA
B- Geneva College Beaver Falls, PA
B- Haverford College Haverford, PA
B- Alfred University Alfred, NY
B- Temple University Philadelphia, PA
B- Iowa State University Ames, IA
B- University of Utah Salt Lake City, UT
B- Denison University Granville, OH
B- University of Nebraska Lincoln, NE
B- Lewis and Clark College Portland, OR
B- Bryn Mawr College Bryn Mawr, PA
B- University of Rochester Rochester, NY
B- Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Troy, NY
B- Oberlin College Oberlin, OH
B- University of Puget Sound Tacoma, WA
C+ University of Pennsylvania Philadelphia, PA
C+ Kenyon College Gambier, OH
C+ St Johns University Jamaica, NY
C+ Johns Hopkins University Baltimore, MD
C+ University of Notre Dame South Bend, IN
C+ Swarthmore College Swarthmore, PA
C+ Valparaiso University Valparaiso, IN
C+ Grove City College Grove City, PA
C+ Harvey Mudd College Claremont, CA
C+ Washington University in St. Louis St. Louis, MO
C+ Case Western Reserve University Cleveland, OH
C+ Bowdoin College Brunswick, ME
C+ Georgia Tech Atlanta, GA
C+ Rochester Institute of Technology Rochester, NY
C+ Brandeis University Waltham, MA
C+ Babson College Babson Park, MA
C+ Columbia University New York, NY
C Beloit College Beloit, WI
C Williams College Williamstown, MA
C Allegheny College Meadville, PA
C Rice University Houston, TX
C Wesleyan University Middletown, CT
C Emory University Atlanta, GA
C University of California, Berkeley Berkeley, CA
C- Drexel University Philadelphia, PA
C- Bard College Annandale-On-Hudson, NY
C- Cornell University Ithaca, NY
C- West Point West Point, NY
C- MIT Cambridge, MA
C- Caltech Pasadena, CA
D+ Carleton College Northfield, MN
D+ Carnegie Mellon University