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I for one, LOVE the new college schedule rules...about time....the new rules really level the playing field and have really done a great deal for college baseball...(stop whining about sore arm’s and academics)...I agree the southern schools are a bunch of “whining sissies”...grow up!
..here is my problem: a good start, by why stop there?...I love this equality concept and I believe strongly that we can really make it work...If we are REALLY serious about leveling the baseball playing field, getting back the concept of real student athletes, minimizing bias, maximizing academics, ridding ourselves of that evil MLB influence...then lets stop playing games and seriously get to work...and take more control...
Weather?...Why not do this one right?...Weather is still iffy in March...I suggest getting rid of preseason...conference schedules only...prior to that any school below 40 degrees latitude must practice indoors (the northern schools do it – only fair)...then I suggest we play the games at neutral sites (fans are far too big an influence – inequality). I suggest we set weather guidelines...temperature must be 60-75 degrees, humidity within 60 and 80%, any wind over 15 MPH and the games are blacklisted as “Wind-aided” (inequality)...all games must be played from 1,000 to 1,500 feet in altitude.
Talent/recruiting?...Talent is by its very nature incredibly biased and unfair. In order to equalize the talent at each school, we do away with the drafting of college players by MLB. No carrot and the talent level will drop and equal out. You want to play pro ball?...simply, quit whining and move to the Dominican. You have no place in the new order. Sayonara, Bye, Bye. Good Riddance. Additionally, No lefties. No players over 6’1”. Nobody over 90MPH. A Speed limit in the 60. All those are unfair biases we can control. Now to spread the talent. All players at 4.0 and a year ahead with AP’s qualify for a draft based upon last years 300 team finishes...Sorry Woodman, Beavers pick dead last.
Academics?...Truly equal educational opportunities (all academics done on-line through the new NCAA education department- no bias!)....Also my son is a 4.0, so by my measure they should all be there...new NCAA slogan “get a B, Be on the bench” (catchy, easy to remember slogan, BB). You score big in class you earn the right to play...otherwise stop whining and get at those books...what a bunch of lazy academic babies! My son can do it anyone can.
Funding/tuition?...no scholarships (by their very nature sports scholarships are unfair, and ruin the concept of amateur athletics)... equal funding for each program...equal coaches salaries....minimum facilities. Tear down those big gaudy ballparks (why should a school get an advantage just because it has better facilities, or throws more money out? That’s simply not fair.) Legislated equal tuition rates for all DI athletes at school (why should state schools have the advantage?)
Quality of life?...Huge bias here, and one of the more difficult problems to solve in our quest for true and pure equality...but I have a few ideas....We can get a great deal on leftover, cold war era, draconian concrete East German athletic bunkers (picture please woodman)...or if your budget is bigger we use PODS. We segregate our players from the general population. No interaction with the student body allowed as it may tinge the equality of experience. Lord knows the experience at Eastern South Dakota State is much different than that at UCLA!
See equality is not really that difficult. Sure it will take adjustment but you will adapt, trust me. It’s good for everyone!
On the other hand....we could just realize that life and athletics are inherently unfair, that everyone has advantages and disadvantages. That is what makes the whole thing so interesting.(If this stuff were truly for the benefit of the atheltes and fairness they would work them same direction with football...Yea Right.) That overcoming obstacles IS the lesson, (see Oregon State x 2)not creating an artificial video game world where all the parameters are exactly the same....and creating more issues in the process.
Nah, that makes far too much sense....
I can get those bunkers cheap...
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