You know TripleDad I've tried more than just the Beltone to help with my hearing...take a look... 
Please know that the following was not concocted in my head...I just wish I were so creative...this product description is bonafide...
White Egret Earomatherapy Ear Candles Soy, 50 candles. List Price: $124.03 Product Features * All Natural Soy wax
* Large Durable Container
* Family Owned for 30 Years
* No Excessive Wax like other Candles
* Quality Guaranteed
Label and Safety InformationFederal law prohibits the use of this product as a medical device. User assumes full responsibility for use of candles. Manufacturers or sellers are not liable for any claims, costs, or damages resulting from use.
IngredientsMuslin Cloth, All Natural Soy Wax.
DirectionsNever use candles alone. Each candle will burn 12-15 minutes.
1. Have client lie on their side with the ear pointing to the ceiling.
2. Using the tip of the scissors, push a hole through the plate guard to make an opening large enough for the hollow candle to fit.
3. Put the small end of the cylinder through the plate, making certain that the opening of the candle isn't bent.
4. Light the large end of the candle, holding your finger over the small end until smoke billows out the small end. Put the small end of the candle firmly, but gently into the ear. Make sure the candle points directly toward the ceiling (leakage of smoke around the ear indicates improper positioning of candle).
5. Let candle burn about 1-1 1/2 in. Trim the ash with scissors and place ash in bowl of water.
6. Once candle has burned down to a higher of 3 inches, snuff out flame and remove from ear. Discard candle.
7. Once candle is removed, it is recommended that 3-4 drops of ear oil are placed on a cotton ball and set in the ear. This prevents inner ear from itching and cracking.
Product Description100% Natural. Made with 100% cotton muslin cloth and all natural soy wax. For entertainment use only. Made in U.S.A.
Product Details * Product Dimensions: 4.5 x 4.5 x 12 inches ; 14.7 ounces
* Shipping Weight: 1 pounds
* Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S.
* Note: Gift-wrapping is not available for this item.
* Item model number: SOYCON
You've heard "up your nose with a rubber hose!"...how about "in your ear with a waxy spear!"?
