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Last year I was at a Pepperdine ball game (beautiful view of the ocean). Son is down with the other kids there on a recruiting day so I strike up a casual conversation with a nice distiguished looking middle-aged gentleman with a Pepperdine baseball hat who is sitting next to me.
Me: Do you have a son on the team?
Nice man: No, I'm just a fan of the team. I teach here at the law school.
Me: Oh, so do you have any ball players you follow as some of your students?
Nice Man: (after a thoughtful knowing pause). No, none of my students have time for baseball.
Me: Got it ...