The Polls have closed--He's BA-ACK!!!!

This is better than an Elvis sighting!

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Originally posted by Bum:
This is better than an Elvis sighting!

Amazing...
...a guy gets out of jail, but stays there. I had to over under on a Woody post as 903 PM last night. I took the under. Looks like I lost...

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Originally posted by JT:
...a guy gets out of jail...

You think he is in jail??? He is resting comfortably at Club GitmoWood... In his last letter, he said he is not sure when the next available military plane will come and remove him---the planes are evidently in short supply....apparently everyone wants one of her own these days............



JT, you had another on-line bet????? And lost this time????? What was your wager????

I wood have thought wood wood drive 900 miles wearing a diaper so he wouldn't have to stop just to get to a keyboard he could plant himself by...

I just want to know how you can drive 900 miles on one tank of gas????

The voters have spoken, 4 more years of WOODpublicans running the office of jpeg development

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I AM worried....




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The voters have spoken, 4 more years of WOODpublicans running the office of jpeg development

and Woodland Security.
Give 'em the Wood!
signed, Gotberto Woodzalez

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So where is the bum?

Are we to expect NEON with his resurrection?

Missed ya Woody...

BUT THE SEASON HAS BEGUN!!!!!

cadDAD

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Hey Woody, where are you?

All of us who voted in favor of the "Get Wood Out of Jail" party are expecting an acceptance speech, soon!

See, I knew it. A break in the Time Space Continium.
He has know idea were's his at are what time it is.

ITS HOWDY WOODY Time.
Its Howdy Woody Time.
It's Howdy Woody Time.
It's Howdy Woody Time.

Either that. Are maybe we really did hurt his feeling's.
Im Sad
EH

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MN-Mom quote:
All of us who voted in favor of the "Get Wood Out of Jail" party are expecting an acceptance speech, soon!

The FBI, Interior dept, and homeland Security have issued a code red for a possible "hit" on our beloved Woodman upon his return from exile. This photo was just released and depending on your vote, anyone seeing this man should contact local authorities or give him directions to MN-Moms party location.

I simply refuse to "beg" Woody to come back

On the other hand:





Please come back

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Quit milkin' it, Woody...

We know you're out there...

I'm not gonna' have to come find you am I?

cadDAD

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Originally posted by MN-Mom:
All of us who voted in favor of the "Get Wood Out of Jail" party are expecting an acceptance speech, soon!

I didn't know there was a party. I would've voted in favor of his return had I know that. Otherwise, I was willing to let him suffer (and let PB gloat). Actually, to be honest, I simply forgot to vote.

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I think Woody's out counting pregnant or dangling chads.....

He, himself doesn't believe the count.


cadDAD



One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very **** nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he did and went to the Ballpark.


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Originally posted by AcademyDad:
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Quit milkin' it, Woody...

Don't forget he was born and raised in Tillamook County--where there are more dairy cows than people...he never lived on a farm, but I'll bet (oh no--poor choice of words. Erase bet) I'd guess that he learned a lot about milkin'...

I'm sure he was not part of the new-wave milkers but was an "old school" tugger

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Actually, to be honest, I simply forgot to vote.

Beezer, don't worry about it! I'm sure there were plenty of dead people in Cook County who voted on your behalf!

Thanks for your support!!!! I am having fun---but still not getting too many chores done..

Woody and JT made a bet
On a Super Bowl that turned out all wet
Gootwood had Da Bears
But despite all his prayers
He could not post, to cover his debt

This site got too quiet
With out Woody’s humorous diet
That got the HSBBW upset
Because of JT calling this bet
And could possible end up with a riot

This is way overdue
Our affections are true
And the site all agrees
sooo we’re makin’ these pleas
This place just isn’t the same with out you

WHERE’S WOODY!!!!

WHERE'S THE WOOD??

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Be careful what you wish for...

I'll bet the wood man is putting this "fallen" time to good use...

Time? Creativity? perhaps a little vengenece?....Karma can be magic, it can also be a B...

Lions and tigers and bears!...OH MY!

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Lions and tigers and bears!...OH MY!

That's Woody second from left, and play baseball by his side He was a great woodsman in his day!

Maybe you've hit the nail on the head, CD...
...woody doesn't have the HEART to show back up after that humiliating defeat.

JT - heart could be part of it....

I heard he is just a shell of his former self

No kidding...
...he sure has aged since his days as a young sapling.

WOODROW! WOODROW! WOODROW! WOODROW! WOOD ...

(Do you think he's left the building?)

"The sky is falling and gotwood is nowhere to be found!"

Folks...
..this just in. I got a call from the Wood-nappers.
Fortuntely, they were too stupid and used a video phone...

I think we should pay the ransom. I sent in my wooden nickel.

Maybe he's formed a splinter group and logged onto another board!

heh. heh. heh heh heh...

I haven't seen him, either...

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Oa.K....

Maybe he is enjoying the attention as he didn’t realize he was so Poplar...

But Son of a Beech!! Hasn’t this gone Fir enough? Maybe we Alder rethink our plans or maybe just Alder them a little bit?

I have faith...Knowing the woodman I can’t believe that he will Teak this lying down. Or Pine about it. No Willowing in HIS sorrow…or sap.

But I’m beginning to think that Maple he got into trouble…Is he ancient Hickory? He cannot simply rest on his Laurels, Can he?

I’m feeling so sentimental…the Woodman was always so good about Spruceing up the place.
Without him we just Larch along. I say put him back at the Elm!

Can’t we just Locust him and all get along?

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Oakey dokey...
...We've stumpped for him long enough. Maybe he wants to be leafed alone. He may be having a cherry old time without us and is doing just peachy. I bet though, that he is just teakled by all this attention...
...that, or he's just trying to bamboozle us. It's possible that he's busy getting his fill, as I am sure his wife has prepared him something deciduous for dinner. I mean, he was out of the loop fir a good while. Again, he could have just up and hauled ash out of here...
...and taken his wife on a trip to Cypress Gardens--quite a pear they are--for Feb, Mar, April, and May. We might not even here from him until Juniper.

When we do hear from him, I'm sure we all will be plum happy, though.

I'm not sure I like the timber of these posts.

Wooden it be better to just lumber along for a while and stick with the plan(t)? If we're not careful, this mystery could really branch out. Maybe we should just hedge our bets for a while.

The woodman is true to his conviction's.
He made a bet, and is going to STICK to that bet?

There was something about a woodman on this site you might want to take a look at.
But i'm sure woody is a survivor.

http://www.fridaypage.com/images/fridaypage/012607_stayfit.wmv

Rumor has it he's headed to Vegas...
...with Charles BARKley. Maybe he will even take in the old-timers game and see TREE Rollins. Heck, maybe even Karma Lone will show up for the All-Star weekend festivities.