The sounds of silence...

This just cracks me up, I have to say! Although we'll miss the funny photos and wisecracks for sure. It is VERY tempting to say very provocative political things for the next few days but.....

OK gotwood say's thru the EH that he think's that maybe he might not make a full week without going insane.
But he made the bet and he'll live with the consequences of that bet.
GW, I mean the EH

JT, no "logging"

How can you ask a woodman not to Log.
That's cruel and unusual punishment?
EH

Cruel and unusual...
...you think he might get Cat Scratch Fever?

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(for the uninformed, me and gotwood had a wager on the game. loser has to go 5 days without posting--and no "logging" onto his wife's account and trying to be shady._

Gotwood being shady Vegas already has him 70:1 dog not being able to make it. As with any other addiction the first couple days are the worse. I just wish I was a fly on the wall in Cook County just to watch.

Sounds like you boys have been very KNOTTY. Gambling on professional sports. You better be careful you woodn't want to ruin your chances at making it into the HSBW HOF

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theEH
HSBBWeb Old Timer
Posted February 05, 2007 08:26 PM Hide Post
JT, no "logging"

How can you ask a woodman not to Log.
That's cruel and unusual punishment?
EH

If GW's got to go 5 days with "no logging" JT may have to reach into his trainers bag and provide GW with some medicinal products to help with the "log jam" and get things moving again!

Alas, if only GW could respond...............

Isn't cruel and unusual punishment against the law?

You Wood think so??
Of course if GW really does have a DePenD'sence
Woody could go to Wood Memorial outpatient, Or was that Cedar Sigh-a-Nara.
GW,
Were here Fir Yew?
EH

I feel terrible for Woody - it must be killing him!

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turn my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools," said I, "you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence

Woody Woody,
Oh Baby! Say We Gotta Post!
Na Na Na Na Na Na
Woody Woody,
Oh Baby! Say We Gotta Post!
Now I Got a Fever, and I Got to Itch
Without Baseball Web
I'm a rock in a ditch,
Say Woody Woody,
Oh Baby! Say We Gotta Post!
Na Na Na Na Na Na
Woody Woody
Oh Baby! You Lose and Your Toast!

I hope this wager doesn't splinter our relationship on here with gotwood.

Wood ya'll just knock it off??

Don't worry JT,
We will just have to ReKindling the Passion and I bet (maybe I shouldn't say bet?)that GW is High Topping with Spurs on waiting to get back at YOU, I Mean See you? And the rest of us.
Here on the Planet HSBBW. Are should I say the Planet URON??
EH

Wooodn't it be ok,..to give the ol' Woodsman a " get out of gag order " for free card?

This silence,...its just toooo painful!!!!!

FREE THE WOODSMAN!!!!
FREEEEE THE WOODSMAN!!!
Say it with me all,...FREEE THE WOODSMAN!!!
( picture posters in hand and peaceful marching around JT's avatar!! )

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Wooodn't it be ok,..to give the ol' Woodsman a " get out of gag order " for free card?

Absolutly Not. Once you give them an inch they own you and I don't think I want to be included as one of gotwoods stable of boy-toys.

If Gotwood replies on the HSBBW but desen’t “post now” does he make a sound….

My guess is that Woody is sitting at the bar in the Woodman Inn… embibibing in a “real ale or other popular drink”

http://www.thewoodman-inn.co.uk/

It just isn’t the same without the sound of wood choppin’…

I haven't heard from him. but I did see him driving around town...

So, we all must be punished for Wood's poor choice of football team?

(Heavy sigh) Miss ya, and we're counting the days


.....one, two......

Kids, you're barking up the wrong tree here. You should be saying "Poor Mrs Wood" having to put up with him for the next 5 days.

What do you want to bet, he's wearing out the carpet in the den, leering over her shoulder ( ) as she posts away?

Hi Woodrow!

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What do you want to bet, he's wearing out the carpet in the den, leering over her shoulder as she posts away?

That is hillarious Beezer I have noticed that play baseball has been posting all over the hsbbweb this morning. Do you suppose she is taking some directions from the Woodster?

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Originally posted by ClevelandDad:
I have noticed that play baseball has been posting all over the hsbbweb this morning. Do you suppose she is taking some directions from the Woodster?

Almost never....

And only in the Illinois forum because my posts keep getting deleted!!!! What's up with that?

Do I have a gag order, too????

This thread is too funny.

Play Baseball,
I am not sure you do not find it funny, my thoughts are with you for the next 5 days!

Is that REALLY YOU?!?

Oak kay every body. This is causing a big Pine in my side.
Fir sure all of you can not stop.
Maple later we can see what he has to say.
Cedar all later.
I hope he has a Cherry disposition when he reads this string.

Poor woody...

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Is that REALLY YOU?!?

Who else wood it be?

(Sorry, couldn't resist!!!)

1 down, 4 to go...

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Who else wood it be?

(Sorry, couldn't resist!!!)

LOL!!!!

Have you picked up the art of "punning" from the maestro himself?

Are you kidding me? Just reading the hsbbw, you can't help but join in on the pun!

Careful with the puns, play baseball. You don't want to go barking up the wrong tree...

I surprised that Wood hasn't pulled a Kramer: "I couldn't hold out!!"

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Originally posted by windmill:
I surprised that Wood hasn't pulled a Kramer: "I couldn't hold out!!"

Who wood have thunk it???

What, that da Bears wood lose???

Well, Good Rex for one...that's why he didn't show up for the game.....

JT, I'll help in your attempt to keep wraps on gotwood4sale. (Although I miss the guy. Wait has he been gone? LOL)

Here are some disguises he's been know to use:









Anyone seeing anyone like this around the keyboard beware, he is going through extreme withdrawal and could be dangerous.

You missed the obvious...
...as much as he likes to toy with us.

Hey "WOOD".....

I'm pulling for you man!!!!! Don't let mom get involved, that's not fair.

JT....

Your are so cruel!!!!!! I do bet he makes it. If he can spend so much time, juggling all of the topics with new posts, he can win this bet. He's tough!!!

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Originally posted by ClevelandDad:
I have noticed that play baseball has been posting all over the hsbbweb this morning.

It's a wee bit too coinky-dinky if ya ask me.

Oh, excuse me, Gentlemen...wait, ARE you GENTLEMEN????

It's no coincidence. Um, hello, how often do you think I can ever get on the computer???? I had to post while the postin' was good!!!!

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Originally posted by play baseball:
It's no coincidence. Um, hello, how often do you think I can ever get on the computer???? I had to post while the postin' was good!!!!

LMAO!!!!! Ummmmm.....sorry......

It never crossed my mind. Between Woodrow and the little ladies, I bet you get 0-dark-thirty time slot. So live it up sister!!!