The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time”.
The lady can't take this anymore, “You foul-mouthed *** obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly. “In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our $ex lives”.
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who a talkin' abouta $ex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to a spell 'Mississippi”.
Bet you're gonna’ read this again…..