Where's Shortstopmama?

Not sure if you mean me or not,....but this shortstopmommma bombah has been grabbing life by its you-know-whats and livin' life to the fullest, while swingin' away at some of life's wild curveballs.

Lets get these holidaze started ladies!!!!!

I have missed you all!!!

Good to see you back!

And I hear ya bout those curveballs!!!!!!

Shortstop Mom;

tell me about your son.

Bob

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Halloween is coming up...let's get started!



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How am I doing so far shortstopmom?



Too much leg? Not enough muscle? What?




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Good job Woody. I knew when I saw your name that a funny picture wood be posted! Where do you get all these?

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Where do I get them?



People just walk up to my window and hand them to me...my thanks to all of them!




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SSmom,

Of course we mean you. We miss you when you are gone!!! So nice to see your "smiling face" here again.


Julie

My post count average dropped significantly in her absence!

Ohhhhh,..it feels good to giggle! I have missed the HSBBW and its good people!

Big life change~
SSM has moved south my friends to the land of 90 degree weather and palmtree heaven!!! No longer the midwest domestic Kansas kitchen goddess she liked to title herself as,...ha!
Now a slick middle-aged sushi eating, spray tanned, beach work-out goddess, busy yachting, and tearing up the streets of Florida!

I still love the holidaze but sold most of my decor and moved into a condo by the bay. ( Some old habits are hard to die, so I do change the costumes accordingly on my pink wing flappin' flamingo yard stake out front ).

Became a health food nut & have renamed myself the tofu take-out order Queen! Tee-hee!!

My kids are grown and I'm on the run,...but I LOVE to hear about the holidays from you all & promise to keep you updated on the latest chic holiday trends that I see down here.

Off to go get my abs tan airbrushed.....did you know they did such a thing??? Who woulda' thunk?

Missed you alllll!!!!!

Ok,..so I don't have a fireplace, if I did, I'd like it to look like this:

The new ssmomma style:

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I think I spotted those tan airbrushed abs!



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