65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Massachusetts plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Massachusetts sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Massachusetts drive with the windows down..
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Massachusetts throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Massachusetts have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Bay Staters close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Massachusetts get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Massachusetts are selling cookies door to door
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Massachusetts let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Bay Staters get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Massachusetts start saying...'Cold enough for ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Massachusetts public schools will open 2 hours late
Over that last 20 years I have lived in Arizona, Minnesota, and California...
I feel like Goldilocks....too hot, too cold, and, ahhh, just right...
I feel like Goldilocks....too hot, too cold, and, ahhh, just right...