I was trolling in the park one day,
In the merry, merry month of may.
When I got a little sick
and I gotta hold of Dick
and I stuck him in grill and walked away.
You're in trouble spizzle...
I don't believe you have the proper erosion control devices properly affixed to that steep, easily erodible, slope.
And your Environmental Impact Statement?
Did you cross your "i"s and blot your "p"s?
How do you plead spizzle?
I don't believe you have the proper erosion control devices properly affixed to that steep, easily erodible, slope.
And your Environmental Impact Statement?
Did you cross your "i"s and blot your "p"s?
How do you plead spizzle?
I don't know how it is in Spokane Bum, but if you were to sing that little ditty in certain parts of the (North side) of Chicago you would find a Pot 'O Gold at the end of the rainbow...not that there is anything wrong with that! 
quote:How do you plead spizzle?
Thats how he came up with his moniker.
Umm...FO? Which one is the salad fork? And why is the plate upside down? Is that some sort of tribute to a fallen Yankee...from Connecticut?
You can't eat that steak with a salad fork.
I don't guess they have upside down steak in Chicago.
I don't guess they have upside down steak in Chicago.
I'm a Troll man.
Dododado, Dododado.
I'm a Troll man.
Do Do Da DO.
I was brought up,
Underneath a Dock.
Now I like Standing,
On a big old Rock.
Don't you worry,
I have a good hold.
I will not slip,
But I think it's getting Cold.
Cause I'm a Troll man.
Dododado, Dododado.
I'm a Troll man.
Do Do Da DO.
Dododado, Dododado.
I'm a Troll man.
Do Do Da DO.
I was brought up,
Underneath a Dock.
Now I like Standing,
On a big old Rock.
Don't you worry,
I have a good hold.
I will not slip,
But I think it's getting Cold.
Cause I'm a Troll man.
Dododado, Dododado.
I'm a Troll man.
Do Do Da DO.
What's that contraption next to the steak? It looks a bit like a Samurai Yosemite Sam charging out of a cluster of garlic cloves...I could be wrong.
Aw, right, EH EXTRA HOLD, I get it!
Naw, it's a side of pine tar, Woody.
With a 35 inch toothpick stuck in it at the same time the BSSauce was started.
Naw, it's a side of pine tar, Woody.
With a 35 inch toothpick stuck in it at the same time the BSSauce was started.
EH...you rock son! You rock!
quote:Originally posted by FormerObserver:
I don't guess they have upside down steak in Chicago.
Oh you betcha' we do FO...crime addled upside down steak! Politician's favorite!
They serve it Daley??
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Everyday but Friday!
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Everyday but Friday!
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Huh? hold on... 
OK I'm ready for another beer now FO. That brisket sure smells good. Hey, ya got any enchiladas? I like mine flat, not trolled.
OK I'm ready for another beer now FO. That brisket sure smells good. Hey, ya got any enchiladas? I like mine flat, not trolled.
Go with the flow spizzle...go with the flow!
It appears you're drinking plenty of liquids and your kidneys are working just fine.
And EH...I'm giving those little Karma trolls a lift over to the Karma thread...poor little guys.
It appears you're drinking plenty of liquids and your kidneys are working just fine.
And EH...I'm giving those little Karma trolls a lift over to the Karma thread...poor little guys.
I don't know about that GW.
It looks like Spizzle has Kidney Stones to me??
EH
It looks like Spizzle has Kidney Stones to me??
EH
Don't I wish they were kidney stones!
You two! 
"If you impale my back, I'll impale yours!"
"If you impale my back, I'll impale yours!"
Heck of a back scratcher you got there.
Do you rent him out.
Are is that a Troll Extractor??
Do you rent him out.
Are is that a Troll Extractor??
Naw this here's a troll extractor
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I could have gone all my life with out seeing that....
good grief!!
I could have gone all my life with out seeing that....
good grief!!
Hey Bum...throw another troll on the barbie!
Have I got the stuff for you...and no...it ain't Fairy Dust...it's rub for them trolls!
TROLL DUST
This dry rub is loaded up with lots of ground chilies giving it both heat and a very unique flavor.
INGREDIENTS:
* 2 dried Ancho peppers, seeds removed.
* 8 smoked Habanero chilies (include seeds for the brave and/or stupid).
* 8 Chipotle seeds (optional).
* 4 sun dried tomatoes.
* 1 tablespoon garlic powder.
* 1 tablespoon of kosher salt.
* 1 teaspoon black peppercorns.
* 1 teaspoon savory.
PREPARATION:
Place everything in blender or grinder and turn into dust.
APPLICATION:
Apply generously to the trolls before slinging them onto the grill. Although they will not survive long on the grill please avoid getting the dust in their eyes and/or privates as this is irritating and very painful and they can become very agitated...they may just run off before you can put 'em face down on the grill. You don't want the People for the Ethical Treatment of Trolls (PETT) people nosing around anymore than necessary. They're so annoying...and allergic to Ancho peppers fortunately.
HAPPY GRILLING!
Have I got the stuff for you...and no...it ain't Fairy Dust...it's rub for them trolls!
TROLL DUST
This dry rub is loaded up with lots of ground chilies giving it both heat and a very unique flavor.
INGREDIENTS:
* 2 dried Ancho peppers, seeds removed.
* 8 smoked Habanero chilies (include seeds for the brave and/or stupid).
* 8 Chipotle seeds (optional).
* 4 sun dried tomatoes.
* 1 tablespoon garlic powder.
* 1 tablespoon of kosher salt.
* 1 teaspoon black peppercorns.
* 1 teaspoon savory.
PREPARATION:
Place everything in blender or grinder and turn into dust.
APPLICATION:
Apply generously to the trolls before slinging them onto the grill. Although they will not survive long on the grill please avoid getting the dust in their eyes and/or privates as this is irritating and very painful and they can become very agitated...they may just run off before you can put 'em face down on the grill. You don't want the People for the Ethical Treatment of Trolls (PETT) people nosing around anymore than necessary. They're so annoying...and allergic to Ancho peppers fortunately.
HAPPY GRILLING!
spizzle...I can't believe the guy has a license to ride! If I'm trailing him on the road I sure hope I don't run out of windshield wiper fluid!
Well, that's definantely, tooting your own horn, ain't it, 55mom?
spizzle, you must take the same BP medicine that I use.
Wonder if he (it is a he, ain't it?) got those boots at LL Bean or MaulMart?
spizzle, you must take the same BP medicine that I use.
Wonder if he (it is a he, ain't it?) got those boots at LL Bean or MaulMart?
quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
Hey Bum...throw another troll on the barbie!
No, sir GW. I wanted to grill Dick Mills. He's the *!*@##~!&*# who keeps sending these trolls over in the first place when they're banned from his site for daring to disagree with him. And as for the P.E.T.T. people you refer to, don't they troll like that Idaho Senator? I see them now, sitting under some Norweigan bridge, sizzle's butthorn in tow, looking for a few good men.
Love the recipe.
Spizzlepop is that the new Flex Fuel TEEknoloGEE I heard about?
FO - you got that right!!
lol
lol
THis web site is to help high school players not act like your in high school
quote:Originally posted by Bum:
troll like that Idaho Senator?
You mean Spud Nut?
So this guy was a Troll??? How interesting. The things you learn hanging out with this crowd.
Do you guys get French benefits at work like we do?
It always seems different when you are sober the next morning, don't it?
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THis web site is to help high school players not act like your in high school
That's right! This isn't anything like high school at all...it's way more fun!
Always figured TG must be good for something. And I guess this thread represents his pinnacle...
Hey TG! I see you made it to the top. Could you gaze back down to the base...I think I left my lights on.
Wood ...
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you left them on.
The good news is I can take care of it for you.
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you left them on.
The good news is I can take care of it for you.
I have been extremely busy at work and haven't had the chance to log on until today. This thread had me in stitches and my husband looking at me like I am nuts.
And the driving lights too...dang!
You are going to take care of it for me TG?
You're going to have to beat me back...spot me a mile and a half lead!
You are going to take care of it for me TG?
You're going to have to beat me back...spot me a mile and a half lead!
quote:Originally posted by gunnersmom:
...my husband looking at me like I am nuts.
A regular Mashuga mom!
Thats me. A special nut.
Watch out gunnersmom...it is Halloween season after all. Lots of witches flying about and throwing spells around. We wouldn't want one of those to hit you and turn you into a...
HEX NUT!
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HEX NUT!
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