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Trollin', got my chips cashed in. keep trollin', like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line, just keep trollin' on.

High five spizzle!

HexNut,
Well thenThe Spizzle's A

PeeNut.

HOW TO IDENTIFY TROLLS:

1) Any new member listed as "Woodforfree", "Bummer", "Sizzlestick", or other such name deviations is probably a troll.

2) Any member posting inane, off-topic, or otherwise insulting pictures having nothing to do with baseball is probably NOT a troll.

3) Any new member whose post proclaims baseball genius is probably a troll.

4) Any oldtime member whose post proclaims baseball genius is probably NOT a troll.

5) I haven't decided if I'm a troll.

6) You are a troll.

7) Your mama's a troll.

8) The whole d*** freakin' system is a troll.

You guys have certainly taken this to a whole new level!

Believe, plan, do, troll.

It takes a village TPM

But only one troll gets to reach for the stars.

pardon my ignorance, but what's a troll???

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Originally posted by Bee>:
pardon my ignorance, but what's a troll???

TEE GEE!

I have a troll sitting right here, orange hair with tiger paw belly. I love him,her, it.

Here ya' go Bee>...a troll...a three headed troll!



And there's even a place in Sikeston where you go out to eat and they throw trolls at you!

Really! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amXZKTDLMIY


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quote:

Originally posted by Bee>:
pardon my ignorance, but what's a troll???

As if you wouldn't know, B.

Here's one for you Bee>...

Anyone got Dr. Kevorkian's hotline number?

1-(800)ITS-UP2U

Woody, when I dialed that number I got some small surgical and reconstructive clinic in Bangkok...what's that all about?

I think it's going to be a looooooong winter this year, the site's already in mid winter form!

Some small clinic in Bangkok Krak? It's probably The Smiling Elephant Clinic back by Suvarnabhumi Airport on Bangna-Trat Rd. I don't even want to guess what their specialty is! I guess Dr. K is expanding his horizons!



Discover Thailand? No...that's ok.

I nominate TeeGee for starting the funniest thread ever! Off to Golden Status! That doesn't mean we won't throw him on the barbie if we get the chance.

Anyone second the nomination? Got prongs?

Hello everyone.

I think Golden threads are for more serious baseball topics, but this thread gives me a rare opportunity to use one of my all-time favorite words: shambolic.

Adj. 1. shambolic - (British slang) disorderly or chaotic; "it's a shambolic system"

Shambolic? Disorderly? Chaotic? I beg to differ with you Krak...they don't appear to be disorderly or chaotic at all...quite the contrary!

Krak, only a severe shamboholic. would understand what the British say anyways. I mean, what's with the "Bloody" thing. "Bloody hell.." "Bloody well right." "Bloody shambolic." Good, God speak American! ON TO THE BARBIE, BRIT!

W4S, Krak.. fellas.. where did TeeGee go? Is he a one-post wonder? A figment of our imagination? Did he devise this post to let us suffer shambolic delerium?

(Sniff.) At least The Pain Guy lingered.

quote:

Originally posted by ClevelandDad:

Your bio says you are a lady but you talk like a man. Frankly, I think you and your son are way too advanced for the hsbbweb. Thus, you may want to look for someplace else.

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

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With all due respects...

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...the funniest thread ever!

...let's not get carried away...

How soon we forget our good karma in favor of our bad troll...

Lest we not forget the karma thread which was unjustly accused, tried and convicted of infecting the rest of the site with a case of terminal silliness...and had to be sent away...without supper...

...63 pages and 2,227 posts later it continues to live a life of it's own...

...in a far off shadowy forum of comic exile.

44

PS careful or the troll thread may suffer a similar fate...
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I have dutifully stayed away from that thread for fear of Karmageddon.

Any Webster's disappearance diminishes me, because I am involved in these forums, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell trolls; it trolls for thee.

Well, we won't let just any BUM, into the Karma thread.
But you must go thru the sacred ritual.
I must warn you that there are Goats, Monkeys,
And Trolls involved.
EH

Krak and theEH, lmao

Did you hear that Krak,
Bum said he was Mao??

He wrote lmao.

You don't think he wants to start some kind of a culTrool Revolution.

EH

Yeah, I know. That's why I go carryin' pictures of him.

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Bum...

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I have dutifully stayed away from that thread for fear of Karmageddon.

The work of karmic genius. You definitely qualify...

44
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I agree 44...the Bum from the Inland Karmpire is indeed worthy!

TROLL FILLET KNIFE

How do you clear the mechanism on that leviathan?

WITH THIS

Isn't that new game show GoBot's.
There making them a little big now.
EH

That one on the right is poking that one on the left.

You people get away from that thing. Be Careful?
EH