Got my laugh for the day! 
quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
Ok, ok Krak. I didn't see the movie...what words did the grandson "accidently" learn?
It was "Iiiiiiiiiice...hole". Sounds better when the little kid did it though.
Oh! I get it now...thanks Beez!
Just me and several of my fans who are enjoying another tall tale that I have lured them with.
Just me and several of my fans who are enjoying another tall tale that I have lured them with.
quote:Originally posted by ClevelandDad:quote:I have a 15 year old son. I push him hard, because I am very hard nosed and if I don't, he won't get better. He's a stud. (So was I, back in the day. I played 3 sports in high school.)
Your bio says you are a lady but you talk like a man. Frankly, I think you and your son are way too advanced for the hsbbweb. Thus, you may want to look for someplace else.
"That's a MAN, Baby, Yeah!"
quote:I think you and your son are way too advanced for the hsbbweb.
I think CD is on to something...
Bum: that was a good one on Dick Mill's moundwork 
Dad04: Your picture reminded of the Ok State football coach: "I'm a MAN. I'm 40!!!"
Dad04: Your picture reminded of the Ok State football coach: "I'm a MAN. I'm 40!!!"
quote:Your bio says you are a lady
Frankly I think you are reading way too much into the word "FEMALE" CD
She's a Lady.
WHooowhowho,
She's a Lady,
Talkin a about my little Lady.
And the Lady is MINE.
WHooowhowho,
She's a Lady,
Talkin a about my little Lady.
And the Lady is MINE.
ALERT ALERT ALERT
THE WOODSTER HAS SUCCESSFULLY CONTAINED TROLL !!!!
WELL DONE WOOD!!! YOU GOT SKILLS BRO!!!
THE WOODSTER HAS SUCCESSFULLY CONTAINED TROLL !!!!
WELL DONE WOOD!!! YOU GOT SKILLS BRO!!!
Nuthin' that a good sized shish kebab skewer can't handle!
Troll on the Barbeque,
Tailgate party.
Tailgate party.
Welcome Tee Gee. I'm new here too. Sorry you have to push your son. I believe positive coaching develops excellence, while negative coaching stifles creativity. My son has a reputation for having very good range at shortstop. He got there not just because of practice, but because he was encouraged to take risks. When you over-criticize a player, they only get good at making the sure plays.
My son lives and loves baseball. It's great to hear him say it during the ride home after his high school's 3 hour practice in 110 degree weather (it's a dry heat).
My son lives and loves baseball. It's great to hear him say it during the ride home after his high school's 3 hour practice in 110 degree weather (it's a dry heat).
OK I'M FIRING UP THE GRILL!
SESAME GLAZED TROLL IS ON THE MENU.
be a nice warm up for taco night!!
SESAME GLAZED TROLL IS ON THE MENU.
be a nice warm up for taco night!!
MTS... welcome to HSBBW...
TripleDad: I guess that would constitute as a dry heat.
TripleDad: I guess that would constitute as a dry heat.
Welcome to the HSBBW MTS...I'll take your word for it...posting from Southern California you gotta' know about dry heat after this week!
Dang TD! I've heard of biodiesel trucks smelling like french fries, but that takes all. Does it make good TPG? (trolls per gallon).
Hey, you wanna race for pink slips?
Hey, you wanna race for pink slips?
quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
Welcome to the HSBBW MTS...I'll take your word for it...posting from Southern California you gotta' know about dry heat after this week!
The club team my son plays on was finally going to see some good competition this weekend, but the games were canceled due to smoke
We've been at a few games where the temperature was 115 degrees and we were not in Palm Springs or Death Valley.
quote:Originally posted by trojan-skipper:
MTS... welcome to HSBBW...
Thank you.
quote:Originally posted by MTS:
We've been at a few games where the temperature was 115 degrees and we were not in Palm Springs or Death Valley.
Tell you what MTS...I'll take a day or two of your 115 degree days if you'll take a week of our 38 degree weather spitting snow and blowing 30 mph.
I'll even throw in a couple of hand warmer packets.
Deal?
quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
Tell you what MTS...I'll take a day or two of your 115 degree days if you'll take a week of our 38 degree weather spitting snow and blowing 30 mph.
I'll even throw in a couple of hand warmer packets.
Deal?
My son had to try out in that weather. So I know it's not fun. One year during another So Cal fire storm I was watering my wood shingle roof to protect from sparks. My house was only a few blocks from where we call ET Park. 2 weeks later it snowed.
Gotta' love those wood shingles! Keep 'em soaked when the embers fly!
quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
Gotta' love those wood shingles! Keep 'em soaked when the embers fly!
It was a great excuse for a day off from work.
I understand your neighborhood has a rather unusual fire lookout method...
LOL Funny stuff!
njbb - I'll go shopping with you and FO - Christmas isn't far away!!
EH - You keep playin' that Tom Jones!
njbb - I'll go shopping with you and FO - Christmas isn't far away!!
EH - You keep playin' that Tom Jones!
TripleDad, that is not a grill.
This is a grill.
This is the grill that Texan and I use for a quick week night snack of smoked Connecticut Yankee.
quote:Originally posted by FormerObserver:
This is the grill that Texan and I use for a quick week night snack of smoked Connecticut Yankee.
Yeppir, and it cooks right well. Bless its heart.
Connecticut Yankee?
Lots of gristle, tough and lean.
Any techniques for grilling one?
Does Winn-Dixie sell these?
Lots of gristle, tough and lean.
Any techniques for grilling one?
Does Winn-Dixie sell these?
This is what you need to Barbecue troll.........
Since we're piling on...
................................................TROLL BOOTH.............................................
................................................TROLL BOOTH.............................................
lafmom,
went to the mall today and the Christmas decorations are up in the department stores!
went to the mall today and the Christmas decorations are up in the department stores!
What was your question, TeeGee?
I'm surprised no one mentioned instant troll from the microwave.
TG... 
!
Aw great TG. I just cleaned up the back yard and there ya go kickin up all that dust.
Here's a better way to take care of that troll under the bridge.
Here's a better way to take care of that troll under the bridge.
Ex-troll: When a Troll talks about him or herself or about another Troll and how good they are it is called ‘ex-troll-ing’ their virtues. (extol)
Troll-erant: A Troll who has lots of patience (especially with humans) and who puts up with a lot of different things is said to be very ‘Troll-erant’. (tolerant)
You might be a Dark Troll if...
You come home drunk, and your wife chews your ear off.
You decide to get married because it’s the best way you can think of to meet her sister.
Flies drink from your mug... and die! So you eat them.
Dogs complain because you eat all the really stinky stuff and there’s some of us who need to roll in that, you know!
Bison complain because they keep stepping in stuff after you’ve been in their pasture.
When you hear the trader charges an arm and a leg, you say, "I’ll go get my sack!" And you expect change.
You go out drinking, and wake up next to half a morokanth.
Troll-erant: A Troll who has lots of patience (especially with humans) and who puts up with a lot of different things is said to be very ‘Troll-erant’. (tolerant)
You might be a Dark Troll if...
You come home drunk, and your wife chews your ear off.
You decide to get married because it’s the best way you can think of to meet her sister.
Flies drink from your mug... and die! So you eat them.
Dogs complain because you eat all the really stinky stuff and there’s some of us who need to roll in that, you know!
Bison complain because they keep stepping in stuff after you’ve been in their pasture.
When you hear the trader charges an arm and a leg, you say, "I’ll go get my sack!" And you expect change.
You go out drinking, and wake up next to half a morokanth.
Connecticut Yankee
No, they can only be taken during the Texas open season (year round)
Connecticut Yankee Recipe
One Connecticut Yankee
One Keg of Miller Light
One pickup load of Kingsford charcoal (about 1/2 ton)
Pour the keg of Miller Light in the smoker pan.
(ALL the beer in the pan spizzlepop)
Light the fire.
You can use TAMUSauce or TTSauce anytime.
The BUSauce is for Sundays only.
(Bless her heart.)
We do not care for the BSSauce.
Here's how it turns out.
quote:Does Winn-Dixie sell these?
No, they can only be taken during the Texas open season (year round)
Connecticut Yankee Recipe
One Connecticut Yankee
One Keg of Miller Light
One pickup load of Kingsford charcoal (about 1/2 ton)
Pour the keg of Miller Light in the smoker pan.
(ALL the beer in the pan spizzlepop)
Light the fire.
You can use TAMUSauce or TTSauce anytime.
The BUSauce is for Sundays only.
(Bless her heart.)
We do not care for the BSSauce.
Here's how it turns out.