Let's give it one last ole college try here.
1. Every dad could have played pro ball but their HS coach screwed them.
2. When their kid is batting every called third strike is a foot outside.
3. When their kid is pitching and loses, the umpire was squeezing him.
4. Their kid is hitting .100 and I haven't given him a chance.
5. They won a 10-under LL city championship with the same kids.
I have more but I thought I would let somebody else have fun here.