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After watching their practice that day I feel confident that the following scouting reports is dead on.

Urkel is a fine leadoff hitter. Great speed and bat control. He can drop a drag bunt and yell out "DID I DO THAT????" while streaking to first.

Mario is your typical catcher. Short and stout and has a cannon after he eats a mushroom to get larger. My recommendation is to not try and run over him on a play at the plate. I saw him stomp a goomba before on this play.

Gilligan really didn't have a position because I saw him everywhere on the field. I can see him being an outstanding middle infielder on defense but lacking power at the plate. Probably have to get the Skipper to DH for him.

Tony the Tiger is a GRRRRRREAT pitcher with GRRRRRREAT fastball. He can blow it by almost anybody.

The Astronaut just plays out of this world.

Anybody who plays this team better be ready because they don't hand out any gifts even though they have Santa on their team.
SSMom: Will you please grow up for five minutes!

Dingly Dangly is a product name for a Lithuania sausage…
Technically I guess I should have used to correct product:

German Bockwurst is the standard sausage of choice for bicyclists.

Now...if Bullwinkle Jr had dressed up as Itsinthegame, the correct sausage would have been mini sausage links.

Lastly, on your way home tonight, please visit to your local clergy or get a box of Orbit gum to clean up your dirty thoughts!
I got nothin',...nada,...zilcho.
No cute clever comeback, what-so-ever.

I am but a meer deer whose gaze is locked staring in the direction of an oncoming bicycle's headlight steered by a Moose, whose nickname sometimes is The Winkle.


He gets me every time- ( stomping feet ),.....dad-gum-it!!!!!
( no Orbitz punn intended )

Who knew I could type so well with a bar of soap in my mouth? ( gotta clean up my act somehow! )
Talk about talent. Big Grin
Has it been five minutes yet?
I must call my agent.



All kidding aside,... these kids were great sports who got into the holiday spirit!
Fun pics to see!
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Beezer,

I couldnt figure out what you " fixed ".
Then I re-read your quote, and I think you are referring to the typo. (??)
OMG, It had nothing to do with a typo.

I was chuckling ( Big Grin ) because I too, like you, noticed the kid who was dressed up like a baseball player,..and I thought to myself: Either that poor boy didnt get the memo,...or is a s o c c e r player trying out for the team. (???)

Either way,...ut-ohhhhh, someone's probabaly going to have to do a little extra running after practice. Wink
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