Great umpire story I was told today.
This home plate umpire was terrible. He'd call pitches right down the middle balls and pitches in the eyes, he'd call strikes.
Then he'd change and call strikes strikes and balls balls.
Finally, in the middle of the game one of the managers got the nerve to go talk to this guy. He just had to ask the umpire where he strike zone was so the pitchers and batters knew what to do.
The manager was just able to get the first sentence out..."Mr. Umpire, can I please ask you about your strike zone."
The umpire interrupted him, "Coach, let me stop you right there."
The manager thought for sure he was going to be in an argument or even tossed for questioning the strike zone.
The umpire continued..."I suck today. I'm terrible. I have no idea what's going on but I know I'm killing you and the other team. I don't know what to do other than ask you to please bear with me."
The manager turned right around and went back to his dugout. How the heck are you supposed to argue with honesty like that???!!!!
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