Game 1: HSBW Baseball

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JustBB: 1-1 homered to right center, 3 RBI; CaDad scored; CoachMay scored.

I KNEW I should have been batting higher in the lineup! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I'm gonna talk to my mom about talking to the coach!

just,

Wait, I think you have to argue with the stats keeper first. Doesn't look like your HR got marked down for your BA - the box score after the inning says 1 hit but Coach May hit a single before you ...

Actually, TR, the ludicrous demands of your agent were the very reason you didn't start. Was it his idea or yours to require the team to have "T-Riz" embroidered on the back of your cleats????

Commish: (and I'm assuming free substitution in this game) the changes for the O-O's 3rd are:

TRhit replacing Chill in RF
Justmom replacing hsbbweb at 2nd
HiwasseeVol in at catch for MN-Mom (Chill with Chill at DQ, J, it'll do you a world of good)

Yet another Big Inning to prepare for!

txdad06---

Take your wiffle ball and go home! Better not pull that lawn chair up too close. Next time up I'm lining one at your head!

Orlando

Not my idea--I know he has a deal for himself with FLIP FLOP CLEATS but I do not have any thing to do with them.

I always wear my special pair of Chuck Taylor Converse Cleats--they help me jump higher for line drives over my head

Just, Just, Just....I buried you 6th (fully recognizing your potential ) as a Secret Weapon....you'll see a lot more fb in that slot.

I put TR in the OF, MN....his knees contacted me separately and they specifically requested No Catcher Position!

Oh by the way, Here is the scouting report on another player

Scouting Report

Just (snake eyes) Baseball - OF - 6-6/375 - R/R - 1967 grad

Upper Deck power! Stay away from the middle of the plate or he will lose it! Especially tough with runners on base. Big RBI guy! Pitch him very carefully!

PAmom---

Not if you break a nail first. Looks like the DL is riddled with broken nails and old knees.

Maybe us youngsters should take over, after all this game is not for the old timers.

Home run trot with 1-flap-down, aka Jeffrey "Hackman" Leonard. I'm out of breath from running around the bases...might need to come out soon coach.

Not bad for a pitching coach - eh PG?

MN-Mom - Point me to that stats guy!

Orlando,
Since you are ahead for the moment, I am letting your players enjoy!

However, even with a good inning, they seem to be a little "HM" today.

Hmmmm....

HM is probably one of those irregular verbs (the ones that depend on the pronoun used ), as in:

My players are enjoying themselves.
Your players are showing the opposition up.
Their players are HM.

Yet another reaon why HM rarely recognizes HM in themselves!

O,
You sat Chill? I am willing to make a trade.

My players know their ROLE, no spooning allowed!
Any complaints and they are out just as quick as AJ Burnett was!

Didn't you read PG's scouting report on me?

Chill is a valuable teammate, just doing a bit of rotating to keep the parents...er, players...happy.

Funny, I quite enjoy spooning.....

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Originally posted by Tiger Paw Mom:
no spooning allowed!

Not up on the lingo...what does this mean?

In any case, since their is no dice roll that results in a high-and-tight fastball , we shall continue to celebrate as long as we have the lead!

Orlando, Orlando....

You'll destroy my condfidence, ya know......LOL
Up, when you bat me 3rd (bat IS my best tool, BTW)
and now this.....replaced by a man with bad knees! Don't know if I'll ever recover! No offense Tom....

And please let me observe in FO's absense...

From the David Wells handbook....
No fork, no spoons....rather: butter knives

Who's calling this game? Was it Piaa Ump who rung me up?
I don't strike out. Write that down.

Hooty
You don't own txdad....But you sure can give his son's schollie to a girl. Please pick a girl who has never played softball, but is a good athlete like all of us ladies...

Karen
Both rightfielders, both pull hitters, you can run...I can throw...We'll get through this....LOL... PEAS.

JBB,
From an earlier post

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Originally posted by Tiger Paw Mom:
Orlando,
In life there are spoons and there are forks.
My team consists of forks, we practiced today in our warmest jerseys in 90 degree heat, ran polls then 3 miles.

Your team has lounge chairs out in the field? Sounds like a bunch of spoons to me...I'd rather have the forks. Forks have to work much harder to reach goals.
I am hoping that most on my team turn out to be forks! In every aspect of their lives, not just on the field.
As good as this sounds,not my own idea, it was a philosophy told to me by DK, taught to him by HC JLeggett.
Go Crush!

DQ, lounge chairs, broken nails, color coordinated cleats (my team wears white with white pants...always), HR hitter complaining about being to tired runing bases, an old timer with bad knees, lots of spoons.

However you are correct, enjoy the moment.

I like it.

Chill has no problems throwing the FB up and in. I think she broke my jaw.


Hooty
You don't own txdad....But you sure can give his son's schollie to a girl. Please pick a girl who has never played softball, but is a good athlete like all of us ladies...



Sons schollie is fine, but thanks for your concern.

Chill,
Butter Knives...rofqmao!

Get working with those weighted balls and stop supinating around! You're in!

I am awaiting trade news! Your team seems to have a lot of HM stuff going on! You are definetly not HM.

Thank Goodness I have a NO TRADE clause

Hey Tx

Im a BP Pitcher, remember?
Just a girly...throwing them in there nice and fat...

I wasn't serious....Were YOU?

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Originally posted by TRhit:
Thank Goodness I have a NO TRADE clause

TR,
With your bad knees I doubt anyone would want to trade ya

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Oh by the way, Here is the scouting report on another player

Scouting Report

Just (snake eyes) Baseball - OF - 6-6/375 - R/R - 1967 grad

Wow! 6-6 375#. I'll probably get stuck next to him on the plane for the next road trip.

TPW

The knees are good for at least one game a day--my doctor sees to that

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Originally posted by TRhit:
TPW

The knees are good for at least one game a day--my doctor sees to that

Steroids?

Why must it be steroids ?

OK, SO WHO CUT THE CHEESE!

ANYONE HAVE SEEDS?

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Originally posted by TRhit:
Why must it be steroids ?

I figured if you used them in your eyes, why not knees? Of course this is all an ASSUMPTION on use!

Coach,
I'll have PAmom bring some wine for that cheese
We have seeds here, no CHEW or DIP allowed!

Dad04,

"Wow! 6-6 375#." Why do you think I was afraid to play catcher for another inning?!?!?! Err-r-r, I mean unfortunately moved to the DL in spite of my deep-seated desire to compete?

TPM

Assumptions not accepted when the eye drops are prescription have label affixed "DO NOT USE AS A CREME ESPECIALLY ON THE KNEES"

MN, that's either a serious misstatement of Dad04's stats....or he's been sharing a trainer with Barry Bonds....

Orlando,

Dad04 was referring to justbaseball's scouting report - and actually I realized JBB is on our team, but I was still afraid he would hurt me if I struck out again! However, I will bring back Dilly Bars for the whole team from the DQ!

Orange Crush
#1 Glove Man CF
#2 Beenthere 1st
#3 Fungo catcher
#4 itsagreatgame ss
#5 bbscout out of game 0-1 .000 BA
AK - 3rd (3rd innining)
#6 CentralIL 2nd
#7 PAmom RF
#8 URKMB LF
#9 RHP
O's
CoachB25 - 1st Base
hsbbweb - 2nd out of game 0-1 .000 BA
JustMom 2nd base (3rd inning)
Chill - RF out of game 0-1 .000 BA
TRHit RF (3rd inning)
CADad - 3rd
Coach May - CF
justbb - LF
redbird5 - SS
MN-Mom - C out of game 0-1 .000 BA
HiwasseeVol- C (3rd inning)
Dad04 - P



Orange Crush 3rd –
Itsinthegame: 3-4 singles down third base line.
AK: 1-4 walked; itsinthegame advanced to second.
CentralIL: 2-6 reached on a fielder's choice to pitcher; AK advanced to second; itsinthegame out at second p to ss.
PAMom: 1-6 singled up the middle, RBI; CentralIL advanced to second; AK scored.
URKMB 4-1: walked; PAMom advanced to second; CentralIL advanced to third.
RHP: 2-2 grounded into double play ss to 2b to 1b; URKMB out on the play.
1 run, 2 hits, 0 errors, 2 LOB.

O’s 3rd –
CoachB25: 4-5 struck out looking.
JustMom: 1-6 singled to left field.
TRHit: 4-1 walked; JustMom advanced to second.
CADad: 4-1 walked; JustMom advanced to third; TRHit advanced to second.
CoachMay: 4-5 popped up to ss.
JustBB: 2-6 strikes out looking, JustBB argues call with home plate umpire and is tossed from game.
0 runs, 1 hit, 0 error, 3 LOB

End 0f 3
Orange Crush: 3
O’s: 3

(Note: Since JustBB was tossed by the blue: Orlando please post your replacement player ASAP)

Please post lineup changes for 4th inning....It has gotten busy in office, (Dang telephone) 4th inning will be played tomorrow.

Also: Lots of LOB's, maybe the hitting instructors for both teams need to be replaced.

Talk about historical or is it hysterical threads on the HSBASEBALLWEB !!!!!

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JustBB: 2-6 strikes out looking, JustBB argues call with home plate umpire and is tossed from game.
(Note: Since JustBB was tossed by the blue: Orlando please post your replacement player ASAP)

Well, I'm getting used to this. 2nd time in 3 days...really! Time to head inside the clubhouse for a beer (or two or three ).

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O’s 3rd –
CoachB25: 4-5 struck out looking.

I was thinking 0-2 he's wasting a pitch. He was thinking I was thinking 0-2 he's going to waste a pitch. HE DIDN'T! No excuses. Sometimes I do my Hoover imitation and just suck!

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PAMom: 1-6 singled up the middle, RBI

TAKE THAT, txdad GIRLYMAN!!

Guess they don't know I'm a punch hitter. They keep pitching around me. I haven't hit cleanup since Colt league all-stars and I shouldn't have then.

After consultation with infielddad...I also want it to be noted that I kicked dirt on homeplate and threw my helmet down before leaving the game.