Game 1: HSBW Baseball

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Originally posted by Bullwinkle:
soxnole=Steve Martin?

Anyway, The bull is taking a break from the 6th inning....the dice is too hot and the pitchers are thowin' meat...Stay tuned!

Oh goodie then can I put my grirlie tx in now, for Beenthere, he's going to have to do legal representation for us, most probably. OK Commish?

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Originally posted by Orlando:
Bull, you're right about who's due up for the O's. I've quietly put the bottle aside now and things are starting to get a bit clearer....

O,
What you sippin? One of those "girlie" drinks?
I sent special note to Bullmaster that I want changes and you are confused!!!! Glad to see you are feeling better.

Bull,
What's the page and view record? LOL

Ah, just a bit of medicinal poteen.....

Orange Crush
#1 Glove Man CF
#2 GirlyTX 1st
#3 Fungo catcher
#4 itsinthegame ss
#% AK 3rd
#6 CentralIL 2nd
#7 PAmom RF
#8 URKMB LF
#9 RHP
O's
Coach 25 - 1st
Justmom - 2nd
TRhit - RF
CADad - 3rd
Coach May - CF
Chill - P
redbird5 - SS
HiwasseeVol - C
Dad04 - LF



Orange Crush 6th –
Gloveman: 6-1 singled to pitcher.
GirlyTX: hit by pitch; Gloveman advanced to second.
Fungo: 5-5 out at first p to 2b, bunt, SAC; GirlyTX advanced to second; Gloveman advanced to third.
Itsinthegame: 2-6 lined out to 3b. GirlyTX reached on a throwing error by 3b, advanced to third; Gloveman scored, unearned;
AK: hit by pitch.
CentralIL: 1-2 doubled to left center,2 RBI; GirlyTX scored, unearned; AK scored, unearned.
PAMom: 4-4 flied out to cf.

3 runs, 2 hits, 1 error, 1 LOB.


O’s 6th –
Redbird5: 1-6 singled to second base.
HiwasseeVol: 1-6 singled to right field; Redbird5 advanced to third.
HiwasseeVol stole second.
Dad04: 4-1 walked.
CoachB25: 6-1 singled to right field, RBI; Dado4 advanced to second; HiwasseeVol advanced to third; Redbird5 scored.
JustMom: 2-1 doubled down the rf line, 3 RBI; hiwasseeVoll scored; Dad04 scored; CoachB25 scored.
TRHit: 3-6 grounded out to ss.
CADad: 3-4 singled to left field; JustMom no advance.
CoachMay: 1-1 Homerun to rf; 3RBI; justmom scored, CaDad scores.
Chill: 1-1 Homerun to CF; RBI
Redbird5: 6-3 flied out to lf.
HiwasseeVol: 1-3 grounded out to p

8 runs, 7 hits, 0 errors, 0 LOB.



Orange Crush: 8
O’s: 12

TPM -
Man, I got hammered! Time to bring in a fresh arm!

Wooohooo O's! Pardon me while I stand and cheer!

Ah, will any of us ever forget the sight of HVol stealing second? Even with years of therapy?

And there's Justmom --- "just" Mom? I don't think so --- Righteousmom with a bases-clearing double!

CoachB25 making good on his promise to himself with a Ribbie

And the proverbial Three Run Homer from Coach May --- inflippingcredible.

But wait! Chill goes back to back! Not only a majestic dinger, but a downpayment on all those hit batsmen. (Now, girl, have we got control issues or issues with men going on here? Beeleeeevvveee me, I can understand both. You ready for another inning, or shall we give the arm a rest...icing it down in the wine bucket, er, trainer's room? Ah, I hear ya, lafmom....the wine bucket is IN the trainer's room....well, it would be, wouldn't it? )

Crush team,
Well, girlie man tx took one for the team, no cryin', he's ok. AK are you ok?
Good job, I think it's time for a pitching change, I left you in too long. Time to bring in Big, who is actually getting little. He's been warmin in the pen all day (and will be all night).
TPM is being very humble right now
Bull,
Still under protest for placing JBB in, but I realize there is NO cryin' in baseball, we take teh good with the bad, and act like MEN and GIRLS!
Big in for RHP.
Get some rest girl, ice the arm!

Chill,
Go butter knife! A pitcher who can hit!Nice inning, you didn't call Curt did you, or Barry?
I noticed you were not supinating around!

As long as we're winning, I'm grinning. I am ready to reataleate Chill

AK honey, I may have to take you off the team because you are in La La Alaskaland. Come out of your deep freeze igloo man....

Crush 8
O's 11

Orlando - I've got it under control. White Zin out of the bucket and Chill's elbow into the bucket. Has anyone heard from MNMom since she went after dilly bars?

TPM - I think it was all that steak you've been feeding your guys. You'd better up their conditioning program. Either that or let them rest in lawn chairs and not condition.

AK - hope you're remembering to do your homework between games!

Go O's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lafmom,

I thought Orlando listed me as "Doris Day" so I was a little confused for a while, but now I realize that I'm "Day to Day". Speaking of bad eyesight, did anyone notice that Bull reported on the hsbbweb member running naked on the field a few innings back, but listed the streaker as "he/she"? Umm, shouldn't he be able to tell the difference if we are relying on him to roll the dice and report the scores? Maybe he was busy looking for antlers. Anyway, I guess I shouldn't cast any doubt on the accuracy of his scoring now that we are ahead. Yo, O's!!!

MN,
Just goes to show you how confusing Limom is/was, even a Moose couldn't tell the difference.

Bull,
Managers held a meeting tonight, we are confused .
You stated originally one inning per day, and you have been loading up on us and we don't have time to get our players ready.
We need direction, instruction, supination, inclination, deviation, orginzation, etc, as to your daily plan.
Don't get us wrong, being mothers we are used to multi tasking and all of the above.

Just let us know, one or two innings a day?

TPM - I'm happy to stay in the lineup, but am concerned that I am not getting the quality at bats that I would expect from a player of my stature. Hitting 8th in the lineup, I would hope to be seeing a lot more fastballs than I have to date.... I consider Chill a friend as we played A ball together, and am wondering if this might be part of the problem?? Mind you, I am not trying to 'wine' about my playing time - just trying to help the ballclub (if the good lord willing, of course).

Another scouting report

Bull Bud Winkle Com 9’7/2,215lbs R/L/R/L no grad year listed

Extremely large, brown, fuzzy body. Long legs, big feet, strong face. Strange growth on his head. Round shoulders, long neck and long torso. He's a real moose!

Great bloodlines and his son Ken Winkle was drafted by the Kansas City Royals in 94.

Former owner of a team, appropriately named the Brewers, who turned over his organization to his family in order to become commissioner. Then they sold the team to someone from Southern California. Hmmmm! Where is Winkle from again?

Looked the other way for years as 40 year old home run records were being obliterated. Congress stepped in and he paid attention. Old Bull decided to get extra tough. Now he wants 50 days for first offenders. Congress likes him a bit more now.

Notice the number of home runs already hit in this game? When is testing scheduled?

He did have an idea that has created a lot of interest – wild card teams. Geez, the last 3 World Series Champions didn’t even win their own division after 162 games.

Tends to be wishy-washy at times, his goals are unclear. The last time he made a decision regarding the outcome of an All Star game… It ended up being a TIE!

It is possible that I have Winkle mixed up with someone else. Beware of loaded dice!

The homeruns won't kill ya but the HBP will!
All three scored
Its was glaring at me, too.
Even though I had penned on my billcap the very
"deep" mantra: Whatever you do Chilly, Don't hit them.....I found myself aiming the ball.

Better bring in BOB. He's had control for years.
I might lose my charm facing any more HIGH A personalities....

O...thanks for being a player's manager...I watched enough quick hooks last year

Speaking of Mantra's...
After a couple of wines PAMom shared hers...
Men taste like Chicken.
Hooty's was: Don't throw me under the bus, again. Bad Form!

Is that all you got? txdad06 has been hit harder in wiffle ball, txdad06 scored (like that was a big surprise) txdad06 is the sparkplug, the glue, the main cog. Check txdad06 stats 0-0 1 run scored. It takes a man to play this mans game and txdad06 IS THE MAN! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!

Um, OK....(pulls a few bucks out of her wallet, displays them, and puts them away).

Orlando...

Momma needs a new pair of shoes, I just want to be able to provide for my family. I can barely make ends meet on 10.5 mil a year, I feel disrespected!

Orlando... didn't you mean purse?

I'm smokin'! Oops, that's just the hillsides around here.

Sorry about that error after the diving catch on that liner. Got excited and tried to make a 10% play.

Oh, UGH! I can't believe this MCP (txdad) is on MY team!! Chilly, you should have beaned him while you had the chance! You didn't aim high enough...or low enough - weighted balls and all.

Much as I hate to do this ( i.e.: abandon my team in its moment of need---I DO have three RBI's, ya know)---if I'm on deck any time after 3:00 EST/daylight savings time today, you need to be thinking about a pinch hitter, TPM. In keeping with my winey reputation, I am departing for the NY Finger Lakes Region of the grape this afternoon. You Oranges will have to crush 'em without me. Pick up the slack in my absence, OK??

I'll be back sometime on Monday after a Sunday stop in Cleveland where my new stash of vino will have been reduced by a few (CELEBRATORY) bottles after the Tribe squeaks into the playoffs on the last day of the season. Novenas recruited and accepted...

PLAY BALL!!

PAmom --- candles lit, mojo summoned, live chickens sacrificed here. I don't think I can stand any more All Yankees-BoSox All The Time coverage on ESPN (are there any other teams?)

Go Indians!

As you know PAMom:

Coin flip UPDATE
Last week, a coin flip determined the Red Sox would host a playoff game with the Indians on Monday at Fenway Park. Yesterday, however, they lost a coin flip with Chicago, meaning they would have to travel to U.S. Cellular Field for a potential playoff game with the White Sox.

The Red Sox and Indians are tied in the battle for the wild card, while Cleveland is three games behind Chicago in the AL Central race.

If Boston and New York end up tied atop the AL East after Sunday's Fenway showdown (and both aren't guaranteed a postseason berth), a one-game playoff will be held Monday at Yankee Stadium

Now, working in your favor is the fact than no one has told the Blue Jays that THIS WEEK is NOT the playoffs....Do it, Frankie!

Helen and I have willed it to happen.....

Have phun, I hope someone on your team can provide even half your offense, you contact, pull, sweet-swinging dynamo....

PAmom,
Might want to wish for a Yankee loss today as that would lock up a playoff spot for the White Sox even if they lose to Detroit, giving them a bit less incentive against the Indians. That would also mean that the runner-up in the East would finish with 94 wins at most.

O,
This disturbing pic of one of your players (guess who) taken by our team photographer (Fungo) yesterday during the game. You got spoons baby, spoons!

PAmom,
We'll just "pretend" yu are still here. Changing that line up is just too confusing, hoping Bull will get Big in there today! He doesn't always read his "BULL" etins!

As I'm indulging in free substitution, the substitution rules within the lineup are currently in a handbasket heading someplace warm. At her request (and the request of the OC's trainer who is running low on DMSO), Chill will be relaxing with lafmom over some nicely chilled Chablis....or undergoing physical therapy, I forget which.

The FCC&BW, also known as hsbbweb (there's a display of initials that could rival a department of the Federal Government!), will be heading to the mound...only hoping to do half so good a job (and hopefully the half that doesn't include continued assault on the opposing batters). I have complete confidence he will be One Tasty Pitcher (he loves it when I say that):

Coach 25 - 1st
Justmom - 2nd
TRhit - RF
CADad - 3rd
Coach May - CF
hsbbweb - P
redbird5 - SS
HiwasseeVol - C
Dad04 - LF


TPM, I don't find it disturbing at all that our team is cute, amusing, and (I might add) well-groomed, as Mssr. Fungo's photographic contribution indicates

GO-OO's!

PAmom....

txdad06 is not here for you to like him, txdad06 is here to put up great numbers and get a new contract. If txdad06 does his job the team will be better for it. If chill hits txdad06 again then txdad06 will just have to show off his wheels and steal a couple of bases. txdad06 is the straw that sturs the drink.

txdad06 will have an autograph signing right after the game. $20 per autograph will go up to $50 when txdad06 goes yard! (which could be anytime now)

tx,
I might want to remind you, be careful what you say to the media. Management is listening

Let's see if you can put your MACHO 'tude in play!

O,
No way can HSBBW former leader (coming out of retirement for the BIG game) be a match up to our Bighit, which by the way, will make his first appearance in a month, wearing none other than an orange tutu, a few sizes smaller!

GO CRUSH,CRUSH THOSE O SPOONERS!

Chill, I am on a roll

Dear BoB H (HSBBWeb),

I will have mixed emotions when I take your first pitch over the wall.

TPM...

For you and only you will txdad06 refrain from talking with the media.

could you please send out a press release stating that txdad06 will no longer be doing interviews, and the commercial deals will have to wait until txdad06 finishes the season.

That's what I like in a player...HUMILITY!

its - Bob had a little trouble with that arm after that first inning. However, he's now rested, loose, relaxed and developed a new pitch just this morning (quick learner) - so the O's have every bit of confidence in their guy.

Orlando - chablis or PT - whatever works for Chill is what we'll go with. That's the kind of team we've got - sensitive to our player's needs. I'll get the cooler filled with something else too - don't think Bob is a Chablis kinda guy.

Oh by the way...
PG,
Excellent scouting report on the Moose.

You need a job? Hiring in the off season!

Lafmom,
I am very sensitive to our players needs as well, I resent that remark.

We are just a bit more mature, in Karma points anyway

Put some beer in that cooler, please.

TPM - there was no reference toward's the crush or management of the crush intended. Just a general statement about Orlando's style.

TPM,
Now that I'm back on the bench, I'll need LOTS of cold beer for my arm!
I like to ice from the inside out!

RHP,
You got it! Carb lite, lite or regular? How about those little coronitas they sell, so girlie!

Lafmom,
I know, didn't want my players to get any ideas they were being treated unfairly. You know how rumors fly!

Press Release:

All players in HSBW must take a random drug test. HSBW is committed to cleaning up our sport and making sure the childrens heros are playing the game equally. I am sad to report that txdad06 aka GirlyTx was recently tested and was found positive for Hormone replacement therapy (HRT) a medication containing one or more female hormones, commonly estrogen plus progestin (synthetic progesterone). HRT is most often used to treat symptoms of menopause such as "hot flashes," mood swings, sleep disorders, and decreased adult desire. This medication may be taken in the form of a pill, a patch, or cream.

txdad06 aka GirlyTx, is suspended from further play.

txdad06 aka GirlyTx, is appealing the ruling. Through his agent, txdad06 aka GirlyTX, has made this statement. "PAmom gave me some shampoo due to the fact I have been having a split end issue, PAMom must have given me her HRT cream my mistake."

Dear Bull-selig,

txdad06 did not knowingly take (HRT), txdad06 was so shocked by PAmom's most recent at bat that txdad06 passed out. When txdad06 came too txdad06 hair was wet and smelled of vinigar and water. txdad06 was sabotaged by PAmom, she was mad at all the press txdad06 was getting. txdad06 also wants to name PAmom's partner in crime, none other than Orlando. Orlando has had it in for txdad06 since txdad06 entered the league as a 1st round pick. txdad06 humbly submits to another drug test, right after txdad06 goes shopping and get his nails done. Oh GOD! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME?