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Dice Baseball 2006

O Orlando1,000+ posts
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Our TLR had a prescient view of the series, knowing that letting Kenny slide would only heighten the drama and make the WS-Victory-In-The-Last-Game-At-Home all the sweeter.

TPM would never stoop to Gambler tactics (uh, would you, T?) Of course, in Florida we don't have the 'it's cold and I need to get a grip on the ball' excuse. Although we do need to get a grip. Particularly at election time. But I digress.

Go Big Red Keyboards!
catcher09catcher091,000+ posts
Not to be out done - here is a proposal for our team. I havent run this by the coach yet so who knows......secret,get closer to the screen, sh, top secret coach seems like she is a bit of a control freak so dont tell OK, I have a patent pending so I stand to make some serious money, having some trouble with some organization up in D.C. though

Hail to the Purple Paws!
Hail Victory!
Paws on the Warpath!
Fight for old P.P.P.!
Hit or Bunt and score -- we want a lot more!
Beat 'em, Swamp 'em,
Homerun! -- Let the Runs soar!
Fight on, fight on 'Til you have won
Sons of Paw-tuc-ket. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!
Hail to the Purple Paws!
Hail Victory!
Paws on the Warpath!
Fight for old P.P.P!
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catcher09catcher091,000+ posts
quote:
Originally posted by LadyNmom:
Catcher09....good lyrics.

I just got back from physical therapy and I think the best thing I can do for my wonderful, talented and well coached team....is have them trade me to the Keyboards. Frown


Dont worry, My brother in-laws, second cousins nephews brother runs a business in the mountains of Georgia. He makes this magic elixr that will get you well real soon - just dont let anyone smoke around you - Hope you feel better!
J JT1,000+ posts
quote:
Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
Coach O...I think we may have a problem...it appears as though JT is about ready to swallow all seven pair of the dice needed for our game...can you talk him out of it?

He might choke or gag...or his digestive tract could become blocked and infected.

He's really "rolling the dice" with his health!

YA THINK. I do feel the sniffles coming on:
O Orlando1,000+ posts
Perhaps JT could take a few deep, cleansing breaths.

Or perhaps JT is channeling AJ, as in Pierzynski.

Strong competitive instincts are good; psychosis is bad. Like most things in life, it depends on your point of view....

Gametime isn't until Monday. Work your fingers, maintain your mental preparedness, eat lots of carbs (and chocolate --- chocolate is always good; ask Bullwinkle, he has a bumper sticker that says "Save the Chocolate Mousse!")

Let's not peak too soon. Peeking, however, is fine.

Go Keyboards!
MN-MomMN-MomHSBaseballWeb Owner
Throw the first ball out? I would be honored! What time should I be there on Monday? Wow, I just realized this game is playing to a national audience. What should I wear? Do I dress like a player, full uniform? Or dress nice and "pro-fesh-shun-ull" in a business suit? Or maybe wear the team jersey over a nice suit, I've seen that!



Ummm, one other thing so I don't embarrass myself ... the teams ... the league ... the whole game of baseball. Who will be standing halfway between the mound and home plate to make the relay?
G gotwood4sale10,000+ posts
DD:

quote:
Originally posted by diamond darling:
Don't forget when this is all over that the swim party is at my house for both teams. We will hold the event on a Saturday because that is thong night.


Can we have the swim party on another night? I wouldn't feel comfortable wearing a thong...really.

What night is parachute night? I'd feel more comfortable on that night!

Or perhaps water wings night.

How about the rest of you...which night would be best?


And Mom...wear something that compliments what your partner will be wearing...some slinky, cordless number would be fine...don't sweat it, the two of you'll get the job done!

Meet your partner...

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catcher09catcher091,000+ posts
quote:
Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
catcher09:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by catcher09:
...coach seems like she is a bit of a control freak so dont tell OK, I have a patent pending so I stand to make some serious money, having some trouble with some organization up in D.C. though


I knew it - one tiny secret and it gets out to the press - OK coach TPM - how many poles do I need to run/walk/crawl
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TPMTPMHSBaseballweb Member since 2003
12 pages and we haven't started yet. Eek

TPM has been in negotiations all evening. I am happy to announce that FrankF has signed his contract with the 3 P's. His "flashes of occasional brillance" will certainly add depth to our pitching staff. He has accepted the role as closer. He is currently up for Stopper of the year. His ERA stands at 0.10 after 1 inning pitched, best in the league. He is a strike out machine.
The commish has done a terrible job of not reporting all players, leaving owners in complete confusion as to eligibility. Therefore FO was misplaced, Eek and free agency landed him a very lucrative contract with the 3 P's (besides they had more than us). He will be at his best seperated from lifelong team mate DD. It has cost us a lot of money to sign this very former observant player, so he better come through when called upon as valued DH and a back up to catcher09 (catcher09's advisor/agent made us take him on as #1 catcher due to demands made by starter JBB that he be his personal catcher). However, catcher09 was called to manager/owners office due to comments made to press. Owner states that player is on own, has no control over what comes out of players mouth and will not be responsible. May result in fines up to more than first year minot league player salary. Will be brought before the Bull Commish (ahh... don't mess with the commish).
Purple Pawtucket Paws is proud to announce our starting line up for the 2006 Dice baseball season.
Justbaseball - #24 pitcher starter
itsinthegame - #12 CF
catcher09- #17 catcher
jmePop #43 1st
FloridaHokie #18 3rd
LadyNmom #14 pitcher relief
Cleveland Dad #16 2nd
Beezer #23 RF
ssmom #0 9(is zero a number?) SS
playbaseball #6 LF
jerseydad #45 pitcher relief
FrankF #41 pitcher closer/stopper
Former Observer #38 DH/ catcher

TPM has never been involved in Gambler tactics. Our team players have been told to keep indoors all weekend before the game and not speak to media. Keep jets in hanger. We do not post hate signs. We do not speak badly of the competition. We do not play into that psychological garbage. We have enough respect for ourselves and those that play the game and won't be dragged into "amatuerism" tactics.


However, the keyboards (what a sissy name) are gonna get their a$$e$ kicked and beaten to a rotten pulp Eek(did I just say that).

You guys need to get a grip!

PPP fight song
1234, 1234....

COLOR PURPLE IS SO OUT OF SIGHT!
PAW..TUCKET PAWS, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

GO PAWS! GO PPP'S!
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catcher09catcher091,000+ posts
WOW – did I have a bad day yesterday or what?:

1. Some very simple comments were leaked to the press and ended up on the Drudge report
2. Geraldo showed up on my front porch demanding an interview
3. The Washington Redskins are suing me for $100M for copy write infringement – they claim my totally original fight song is just a poor copy of “Hail to the Redskins – they say I just replaced words like touchdown to Runs – the nerve of these people
4. The FBI confiscated the 50,000 t-shirts I had made with MY fight song and impounded my jet – something about using Official Dice baseball logos and violation of child labor laws – the t-shirts were on the jet
5. My Sports Enhancement trainer was arrested and more importantly all his files were seized – I’m not worried though, I gave him a fake name – B. Bonds
6. My agent (BoreUs) fired me – I didn’t know he could do that
7. My valet and acupuncture specialist both quit – said something about arrogance and the pay not being worth it
8. Coach informed me that I will need to have an audience with the Commissioner – never met him but he looks big and tough.
9. Went home to wife looking for sympathy and her aim was right on – frying pan (the old kind, big and heavy) hit me square in the head – she said something about arrogance and me not being worth it
10. And finally, my dad admitted he was looking through rose colored glasses when he told me how great I was but…..

He also gave me some great advice, Love the game with all you have and no matter what happens (good or bad) the game will love you back.

“Play Ball”

PS: Coach TPM – when I mentioned running poleS, I really meant pole
PS2: Geraldo had this old news circulated again – just because I wouldn’t talk to him

Catcher09, who broke Roger Maris' single-season record for home runs in 1998, was among a panel of current and former all-stars who appeared before the House Government Reform Committee to discuss the use of steroids in the majors.
Two other witnesses -- Baltimore Orioles outfielder Sammy Sosa, Catcher09's rival in the 1998 home run chase, and Orioles first baseman Rafael Palmeiro -- denied using steroids.

Asked by St. Louis congressman William Clay whether he could assure fans he had played "with honesty and integrity," Catcher09 said, "I'm not going to go into the past or talk about my past. I'm here to make a positive influence on this."
He also refused to address allegations of steroid use leveled against him and other ballplayers by his one-time Oakland A's teammate Jose Canseco -- the author of a recent tell-all book on the issue -- and said he would not be "naming names."

"My lawyers have advised me that I cannot answer these questions without jeopardizing my friends, my family and myself," Catcher09 said.
G gotwood4sale10,000+ posts
quote:
Originally posted by Tiger Paw Mom:
We have enough respect for ourselves and those that play the game and won't be dragged into "amatuerism" tactics.


Dragged? We don't intend to drag you purple rapscallions, we intend to push you, like at the company picnic, the 'ol wheel borrow race...you guys being the one-wheeled vehicle of course! I'd suggest you hit your hub with a healthy shot of WD-40...wouldn't want a wheel to seize up and send you out of control and into the briarpatch beyond left field.

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However, the keyboards (what a sissy name) are gonna get their a$$e$ kicked and beaten to a rotten pulp Eek(did I just say that).


Sissy name? We may be known as the "Mighty Keyboards", but that isn't the only board we know about...ever hear of a "water board"? It's all the rage down there on the sunny eastern tip of Fidel's Caribbean isle. As skinny Mick crooned years ago..."I Camp Gitmo sat-is-fac-tion!"

And what's this a$$e$ that you refer to? Our wallets?

quote:
You guys need to get a grip!


We're not going to run out of Grip...so don't you worry TPM.



Besides...we've all been reading up on it...





quote:
COLOR PURPLE IS SO OUT OF SIGHT!


Not "so out of sight" in some neighborhoods so I've heard...not that there's anything wrong with that.
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G gotwood4sale10,000+ posts
That was very good catcher09.

quote:
Originally posted by catcher09:
And finally, my dad admitted he was looking through rose colored glasses when he told me how great I was but…..

He also gave me some great advice, Love the game with all you have and no matter what happens (good or bad) the game will love you back.


He should have offered you this advice as well..."Son...I know it's Father's Day...and I appreciate your gift...but, please! No more rose colored glasses...you understand don't you son? I'm trying to help you."
TPMTPMHSBaseballweb Member since 2003
quote:
Originally posted by JT:
This is impressive. I just arrived to the stadium and it's already filling up. The groupies in the parking lot are getting it done. Hey, fellas, check out the jugs on that gal over there:


Gametime is not until next week.

So unless you have brought plenty of food and beverages for tailgate (along with tents, portable potties, entertainment), we're all intoruble with the fans! Big Grin

Catcher09 is right now on gag order until gametime, warning, do not "bait" him. Eek

I like that PURPLE eekster!
catcher09catcher091,000+ posts
quote:
Catcher09 is right now on gag order until gametime, warning, do not "bait" him.


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J JT1,000+ posts
quote:
Originally posted by catcher09:
quote:
Catcher09 is right now on gag order until gametime, warning, do not "bait" him.


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Being from "LANTA" he is quite used to GAGGING, so the gag order is moot:
The Falcons are soft, Vick is O-VER RATED
Bobby Cox can't manage in the playoffs
The Jackets are in a real soft division in the ACC
The Bulldogs--well, go VOLS, GO SPURRIER, GO GATORS.
The Hawks speak for themselves.
LOWES beats Home Depot hands down (check the NASCAR Standings).
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catcher09catcher091,000+ posts
quote:
Being from "LANTA" he is quite used to GAGGING, so the gag order is moot:
The Falcons are soft, Vick is O-VER RATED
Bobby Cox can't manage in the playoffs
The Jackets are in a real soft division in the ACC
The Bulldogs--well, go VOLS, GO SPURRIER, GO GATORS.
The Hawks speak for themselves.
LOWES beats Home Depot hands down (check the NASCAR Standings).

JT


Coach, I'm gonna need some help here - I can take just about anything but dont talk bad about Bobby Cox, the Dawgs and Ga Tech. And anything related to Nascar is down right fightin words. The whole fasmily will be here today, roughly about 900 people and they are hoppin mad and those arnt fake gun racks in the back of the trucks. I cant swear I can control them all especially after we hit the Moonshine medicine.

PS: The Rocker side of the family will be here today - we are excited. Use Guys remember cousin Johnny dont you.
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TPMTPMHSBaseballweb Member since 2003
Catcher09,
Just got off the phone with your agent, did he call you?

Possibility you might be replaced by FO as starting catcher. He wants you to LAY LOW for a few days.
Mad

I know, I know, you can't help but respond to comments, just enjoy the weekend, try to stay out of trouble. Roll Eyes
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