This is going to be fun to watch!
I think the tension between the two teams is building already. 
This is going to be fun to watch!
This is going to be fun to watch!
CD,
No problem, at 5'3" and shrinking, (that happens when you get older I hear) I know my role!
No problem, at 5'3" and shrinking, (that happens when you get older I hear) I know my role!
quote:Originally posted by HowUbe:
I think the tension between the two teams is building already.
This is going to be fun to watch!
My team is respectful of the game, have friends on the other team and have been told to mind their q's and PPP's.
No bashing allowed or they sit the bench.
.
What tension?...
44
What tension?...
catcher09:
Yeah those grocery carts...they've been getting totally out of control for years. Ever since "Supermarket Sweep" and those souped up, turbo-charged carts...What...you don't believe me? Well check this out!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-86446133975205...q=Grocery+cart&hl=en
When the show was cancelled I heard the carts were released somewhere in Southern California and they've been mating and spreading throughout the country ever since. A lovefest...a bacchanal...they can't even stay on their wheels!
I can't imagine the difficulty and anxiety in trying to land a jet airplane amidst them...I tried to merely drive off in my car the other day and look what happened to me...a grocery cart came crashing into my rear end...and the shoppers on either side of me got the same treatment!
I had to be taken to the ER to have a small can of Van Camps Beanee Weanee weaned from my ear...
I just don't know what the solution to this problem is...by the way...do you happen to have a can opener?
quote:Originally posted by catcher09:
TPM - you can ride in my private jet anytime - landing at the Piggly Wiggly is a bit of a chalenge though - why cant people put the carts where they belong?
Yeah those grocery carts...they've been getting totally out of control for years. Ever since "Supermarket Sweep" and those souped up, turbo-charged carts...What...you don't believe me? Well check this out!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-86446133975205...q=Grocery+cart&hl=en
When the show was cancelled I heard the carts were released somewhere in Southern California and they've been mating and spreading throughout the country ever since. A lovefest...a bacchanal...they can't even stay on their wheels!
I can't imagine the difficulty and anxiety in trying to land a jet airplane amidst them...I tried to merely drive off in my car the other day and look what happened to me...a grocery cart came crashing into my rear end...and the shoppers on either side of me got the same treatment!
I had to be taken to the ER to have a small can of Van Camps Beanee Weanee weaned from my ear...
I just don't know what the solution to this problem is...by the way...do you happen to have a can opener?
Media war? Media war? Do I have to come up with soundbites?
Or can I just rely on the experts to write us off --- that did the world of good for my Cardinals!
Or can I just rely on the experts to write us off --- that did the world of good for my Cardinals!
TPM
qoute:
and shrinking, (that happens when you get older I hear)
qoute:
and shrinking, (that happens when you get older I hear)
quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
Beanee Weanee[/i] weaned
That's fun to say!
See EH's post, TPM, apparently you're the first victim of the out-of-context sound bite!
Orlando (and fellow Redbirds fan), we got the book on keyboards and baseball:
Oh mighty "O":
I really had my heart set on 24/7, but 365 will do .
And 44...don't you worry about my s-e-n-s-i-t-i-v-i-t-y...I'll be able to hold my own. Besides...you know what they say..." a good team is built from the bottom up."
quote:Originally posted by Orlando:
GotWood - 365
I really had my heart set on 24/7, but 365 will do .
And 44...don't you worry about my s-e-n-s-i-t-i-v-i-t-y...I'll be able to hold my own. Besides...you know what they say..." a good team is built from the bottom up."
quote:Originally posted by ClevelandDad:
Wow - things are moving along quickly I see..
I am like playbaseball - it is just so thrilling to be drafted!
My main thing TPM is please do not slap me if I make a mistake
Why not--you're going to be looking like this afterwards, anyway...
That's CD? Why he looks like a charming chap. And for a chap his teeth look to be in good working order!
quote:And for a chap his teeth look to be in good working order!
The teeth work fine as long as one side of the mouth is favored over the other
Wow, the "Brown and Fuzzy Hero" sent me on a mission to Japan to offer $51 million to have the chance to sign similar moose and to offer an additional $12 million per year for "MOOSE MUNCH" and so, effectively took me out of the states during this draft. I guess he has my best interest at heart since the "roids testing" surely would have revealed the truth behind the lack of hair, massive muscles, and poor temperment. Good Luck and check those free agent signings. For the right price I can be lured back.
CoachB25, you're our Dave Duncan! I wanna see a 12-6 Wainwright curve out of this staff, I wanna see corners painted, out pitches out the wazoo, I wanna see chin music, batters backed off the plate and command established. I wanna see Chris Carpenter command and Bob Gibson dominance. But mostly I wanna see Muldar in the shower.
Can you help us, Coach?
Can you help us, Coach?
CD:
Let's see...northern hemisphere...Coriolis Effect...should be your right side teeth CD.
And JT...since I don't know much about baseball and even less about playing dice I figured it would be good if I read that book you offered..."Baseball For Keyboards"...only problem is I can't get it to open...I've moistened my fingers...used a rubber bottle lid opener...even asked one of my kids to try...no success. I'm eager to read up JT...any help?
quote:Originally posted by ClevelandDad:The teeth work fine as long as one side of the mouth is favored over the other
Let's see...northern hemisphere...Coriolis Effect...should be your right side teeth CD.
And JT...since I don't know much about baseball and even less about playing dice I figured it would be good if I read that book you offered..."Baseball For Keyboards"...only problem is I can't get it to open...I've moistened my fingers...used a rubber bottle lid opener...even asked one of my kids to try...no success. I'm eager to read up JT...any help?
Just facing the day here on the west coast and after two cups of coffee I can see....I'm a Purple Pawtucket Paw...but going to need a few more cups of coffee before I can say it out loud.....proud to wear the purple Coach TPM.....will do my best.....cause I really, really want to beat that trash talking trio from the Keys....
(JT.....watch it! You are already going to be wearing one of my avatars this season!)
P.S.: JT..I'm talking ODAC avatars..
Go Tigers! Go Purple Pawtucket Paws!
(JT.....watch it! You are already going to be wearing one of my avatars this season!)
P.S.: JT..I'm talking ODAC avatars..
Go Tigers! Go Purple Pawtucket Paws!
quote:Originally posted by LadyNmom:
(JT.....watch it! You are already going to be wearing one of my avatars this season!)
I think not.
Go ahead Orlando, take coachB, we will need subs. I am going ot try to persuade FrankF with a large bonus to come play for the PPP's. We will need subs in case of injuries.
You tell 'em Lady!
JT/Woody I hope that you have sent the HSBBW a nice holiday donation for th extra bandwidth you create.
You tell 'em Lady!
JT/Woody I hope that you have sent the HSBBW a nice holiday donation for th extra bandwidth you create.
quote:have friends on the other team
I know what you mean. I have decided to wear team colors from both teams. I should be easy to spot in the stands.
Tension….was just teasing
HowUbe,
You might be drafted!
You might be drafted!
Take a look at your keyboard, notice that the P is on top and on the right. I say we have a definite advantage.
Go P'S
Go P'S
Orlando-
Wow! I'm a Keyboard?!?!?! Well I pound on one all day so I guess I can put that pounding to good use against the opposing team.
BTW, in case I missed it....What are our team colors?
Wow! I'm a Keyboard?!?!?! Well I pound on one all day so I guess I can put that pounding to good use against the opposing team.
BTW, in case I missed it....What are our team colors?
DB, how many times do I have to mention the Cardinals? Red, baby, red!
quote:Originally posted by Orlando:
DB, how many times do I have to mention the Cardinals? Red, baby, red!
LOL.
Red vs. purple, nice!
quote:You might be drafted!
LOL…Maybe one of those honorary draftee like at the end of the draft when they start drafting all their family and friends…now, which end of a bat do you hold?…Just kiddin….I better stick to being a fan…
Go Paws!
Go Keyboards!
Let’s play ball!
Orlando-
Can't believe I missed that! Red it is!
Managers-
I believe 06CatcherDad is still waiting by his phone for his call in the draft. Do you have a position or role for him?
Can't believe I missed that! Red it is!
Managers-
I believe 06CatcherDad is still waiting by his phone for his call in the draft. Do you have a position or role for him?
I apologize, catcherdad, with all the pages in this thread, I missed you out. Ya'll know I love catchers best of all, so he's a Keyboard! ("he's a Keyboard"? There's a phrase I never thought I'd use)
Let's see...red, purple, and blues. Hey, we made the cover of Time Magazine!
Let's see...red, purple, and blues. Hey, we made the cover of Time Magazine!
quote:Originally posted by Orlando:
DB, how many times do I have to mention the Cardinals? Red, baby, red!
Orlando, I'm going to do my best Duncan impersonation and get these yougins in line. We played a game a couple of years ago and I had a young man that could bring the heat. BTW, he just signed with Delta State from the JUCO he was attending. He as a soph and had to throw against the top team in the St. Louis area. In that game I told him hit the fence and hit it often. Never let them know you have control. We won that game. Of course, I'll do my best to avoid any breakdowns from our starters so that they won't have any "Marquis" performances. Like a "Carpenters", I'll do my best to have them work up an appetite. Then, I'll yell, "Sup's on" and let them enjoy feasting. In no time we'll have them winning "Weaver" we want to or not.
PRESS RELEASE
Cleveland, OH Nov 11, 2006
Beezer signs with Purple Pawtucket Paws
In breaking news today, we’ve learned that local sandlot standout Beezer, has signed with the Purple Pawtucket Paws. Once considered a washed-up, over-weight has been, apparently the Dice Ball League scouts have seen something in him that nobody, and we mean NOBODY else has seen in him for quite some time. He’ll be taking his game to the next level under the guidance of TigerPawMom, who has put together an otherwise stellar lineup. At press time, TigerPawMom could not be reached for comment.
Beezer was available and the following to say. “It’s an honor and a privilege to be drafted by the P3 organization. I’ve been a fan of theirs for years. It will give me a chance to play with some of the elite players at the next level. The P3 organization has lined up some of the best talent across the nation and I feel lucky to be included.” When asked what his role on the team will be, Beezer responded “I’m still getting over the shock of being drafted. When my agent called to give me the news, I thought I was dreaming. I’m not sure what their expectations are but I’m just taking it one day at a time, and lord willing, I’ll get a shot.” Several high caliber players have also been added to the roster. Beezer felt that some of the acquisitions would be key to their success. “I’ve read so much about the likes of Justbaseball, ClevelandDad, itsinthegame and JerseyDad and you know they’re solid. Shoot, I think our line-up will be solid from top to bottom”. When asked if he had anything to prove, Beezer offered the following. “No, I don’t think I need to prove anything. Apparently the scouts liked what they saw and gave me a chance. I’ve seen some highlights of our players as well as those on the All State Keyboard roster and I think I can hang with ‘em”. When Beezer was asked if there was any friction between the teams, he laughed and said “I’m not going to give them any bulletin board material. They seem to have a good core of players over there. Overall, I think they’re well coached and at this point anything can happen.”
Cleveland, OH Nov 11, 2006
Beezer signs with Purple Pawtucket Paws
In breaking news today, we’ve learned that local sandlot standout Beezer, has signed with the Purple Pawtucket Paws. Once considered a washed-up, over-weight has been, apparently the Dice Ball League scouts have seen something in him that nobody, and we mean NOBODY else has seen in him for quite some time. He’ll be taking his game to the next level under the guidance of TigerPawMom, who has put together an otherwise stellar lineup. At press time, TigerPawMom could not be reached for comment.
Beezer was available and the following to say. “It’s an honor and a privilege to be drafted by the P3 organization. I’ve been a fan of theirs for years. It will give me a chance to play with some of the elite players at the next level. The P3 organization has lined up some of the best talent across the nation and I feel lucky to be included.” When asked what his role on the team will be, Beezer responded “I’m still getting over the shock of being drafted. When my agent called to give me the news, I thought I was dreaming. I’m not sure what their expectations are but I’m just taking it one day at a time, and lord willing, I’ll get a shot.” Several high caliber players have also been added to the roster. Beezer felt that some of the acquisitions would be key to their success. “I’ve read so much about the likes of Justbaseball, ClevelandDad, itsinthegame and JerseyDad and you know they’re solid. Shoot, I think our line-up will be solid from top to bottom”. When asked if he had anything to prove, Beezer offered the following. “No, I don’t think I need to prove anything. Apparently the scouts liked what they saw and gave me a chance. I’ve seen some highlights of our players as well as those on the All State Keyboard roster and I think I can hang with ‘em”. When Beezer was asked if there was any friction between the teams, he laughed and said “I’m not going to give them any bulletin board material. They seem to have a good core of players over there. Overall, I think they’re well coached and at this point anything can happen.”
Being the sensitive kind of guy I am, and one that does not like to make waves, I would usually be very low key in a competitive time. BUT, using team colors as an indicator, I see the distinct possibility that the All State Keyboards could be considered Americas Team.
and the Purple Pawtucket Paws with their roster riddled with "high priced has-beens" and colors having a very close association to the "Mourning Fan" which is commonly displayed during periods of mourning could be described in a pc format as "not as confident".
and the Purple Pawtucket Paws with their roster riddled with "high priced has-beens" and colors having a very close association to the "Mourning Fan" which is commonly displayed during periods of mourning could be described in a pc format as "not as confident".
quote:Originally posted by Orlando:
DB, how many times do I have to mention the Cardinals? Red, baby, red!
Opps, we didn't mean to leave anyone out,
there is just so much going on here.We need to add him in and coach B and update, O, I am leaving that one up to you!
One last call, anyone we missed? Anyone else?
Final roster has to be in soon!
Remember, we are in good hands with ALL STATE!!
quote:Originally posted by Tiger Paw Mom:
JT/Woody I hope that you have sent the HSBBW a nice holiday donation for th extra bandwidth you create.
I've been trying to cut back TPM...losing extra bandwidth is not easy! It takes willpower and discipline...and lots of these... http://i3.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/9e/25/d4_1.JPG
Coach TPM
"Catcher09,
Put the jet in the jet hanger, you are just a "playa" now like everyone else, no special treatment on this team. No egos allowed."
I'm a team guy thats for sure, but how am I going to get my personnal valet, accupucture speacilist and (wink, wink) sports enhancement trainer to the games.
"No bashing allowed or they sit the bench."
But they started it
Does that mean no girl softball songs from the dug out as well - Im guessing you just want the team to just play ball - wow, thats a unique coaching method.
"Catcher09,
Put the jet in the jet hanger, you are just a "playa" now like everyone else, no special treatment on this team. No egos allowed."
I'm a team guy thats for sure, but how am I going to get my personnal valet, accupucture speacilist and (wink, wink) sports enhancement trainer to the games.
"No bashing allowed or they sit the bench."
But they started it
Does that mean no girl softball songs from the dug out as well - Im guessing you just want the team to just play ball - wow, thats a unique coaching method.
Coach O,
Thank you for calling me up from Memphis! I am proud to wear Cardinal red. Before you issue the final roster, can you ask the equipment manager to rummage through the uniform closet to see if he can find a Jersey with the # 15 in my size please? Lady N Mom is # 14. I hope you can find #15, I don't want any bad Karma from changing uni #s, not that ball players are in any way superstitous
Knock on Wood
All State Keyboarders are we all TUNED up and ready to PLAY! Fingers are poised over the Keyboard waiting for the "Que" from the Commish to beging playing the "Star Spangled (Mangled by some) Banner"
Thank you for calling me up from Memphis! I am proud to wear Cardinal red. Before you issue the final roster, can you ask the equipment manager to rummage through the uniform closet to see if he can find a Jersey with the # 15 in my size please? Lady N Mom is # 14. I hope you can find #15, I don't want any bad Karma from changing uni #s, not that ball players are in any way superstitous
Knock on Wood All State Keyboarders are we all TUNED up and ready to PLAY! Fingers are poised over the Keyboard waiting for the "Que" from the Commish to beging playing the "Star Spangled (Mangled by some) Banner"
quote:
WOODMAN - Where can I get one of these
quote:I am going ot try to persuade FrankF with a large bonus to come play for the PPP's. We will need subs in case of injuries.
Apparently the contract is lost in the mail. Sign me up. #41. Just remember I'm a sub with bad knees, etc... I am a lefty like Kirk Gibson.
catcher09:
You might try the folks in charge of the props for the movie "Jack*ss"...they may have one you could rig up with an engine...perhaps jet powered!
http://www.designboom.com/history/cart/m12.jpg
You might try the folks in charge of the props for the movie "Jack*ss"...they may have one you could rig up with an engine...perhaps jet powered!
http://www.designboom.com/history/cart/m12.jpg
Orlando, I was going over my scouting report and noticed that a shipment of "mud" just arrived. It was in a gallon jug marked "Pine Tar." TPM, stated that it was akin to Tullahoma Mud and so the consistency. Secruity informed me that that "Mud" had a note signed, "Good Luck TPM, Kenny!"