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You know
SoS, elephants are certainly remarkable. They are quite different from most other animals. For example: A horse you can lead to water, but you cannot make it drink. An elephant, on the other hand, can be lead to the throne and when finally comfortable will leave quite a load.
And the great thing about elephants? Once they remember the routine they never forget. And a bull elephant never forgets to put the seat down for the cow elephants. Oh no, he never forgets!
It is true,
papi and I are good long time friends, willing to put up with each other's foibles and shortcomings. And it's a good thing we have a solid friendship because I've been having to take a lot of heat in our high school district ever since
papi's very vocal, very public, and very descriptive outburst.
If you've ever met
papi you know just by looking at him that he is a man who can most assuredly
pull some strings or, in this case,
push someone's p00per sc00per. My friends, neighbors, and fellow softball parents are blaming me for
this. They all tell me that they don't want to see my
papi friend until he somehow manages to get the elephants back.
I know you mean well
papi, but when you tried to make it up to them by showing up at my daughter's last home game in this get up...
They weren't buying it
papi. You're just going to have to work harder on this particular foible.
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