This senescent, yet scally-ish thread has taught me much.
The graybeards among us may remember fondly, as I do, the Dick and Jane books. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_and_Jane)
Since Dick and Jane helped me learn how to read and, therefor, also helped me learn how to write (not well, perhaps, but as pedantically as possible, whenever possible, in the manner of, say, the The Blacklist's Raymond Reddington's dialogue), I will lean on their books--metaphorically, of course--to illustrate how much I have learned.
I've learned that Dick and Jane really care about what they know, but care even more about what they believe, whether it follows the science or follows the money.
Dick and Jane also know truths that directly contradict the truths that Tom and Harry know. However, Tom and Harry's truths actually corroborate Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice's truths. This would be a good time to also mention Bill and Ted Jr.'s truths which, excellent though they might be, are simply too adventurous for Dick and Jane.
I've learned that Dick and Jane like to cite studies, etc. they find on their favorite internet sites that prove how exclusively right they are.
When those studies don't agree with information that Jules and JIm have gleaned from their own studies, Dick and Jane think that Jules and Jim are, at best, simply wrong, and at worst, completely evil.
Interestingly, the studies sometimes actually agree with each other but Dick and Jane look at the results as they are reflected in a mirror. We all know what happens then, but Dick and Jane won't back down until the other party reads their own results reflected in a mirror. Both groups do this, usually at different times. It's most amusing ,though, when they do it at the same time, as we have seen in the press conference clips we saw above, a bit earlier in the thread.
Changing the subject, I'm beginning to wonder if certain baseball strategies can be broken down along political lines.
Do Democrats like to steal a base, or just play to it? Are Republicans more likely to sacrifice bunt or hit and run? Do left-leaning Libertarians fare better against right-handers? Do blue states make better calls, or are they just sad? Do red states get better jumps on tough flyballs?
But back to Dick and Jane and the inevitable descent into catastrophic contretemps.
See Dick wear a mask. See Jane yell loudly at him: "You lily-livered, febrile-minded poltroon!" See Dick yell back: "You anti-the-aged betrayer of souls with underlying conditions!"
Jane: "Stay home then!"
Dick: "My kids are still in school!"
Jane: "You should've kept eating your Wheaties!"
Dick: "Have you no vices, no weakness towards fudge and bacon?"
Jane: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVDBuOMgz_g"
And, finally, as the OP (not Opie) of this thread, stunned by its novel viral proportions, let me just add, with the deepest of apologies to Walter White, I mean Whitman:
I Celebrate this thread, and sing the spread,
And what I assume, you shall not assume,
For every virus belonging to me as good doesn't belong to you.
I zoom and invite my soul,
I binge and loafe with my Corona, at my ease observing a stream of Better Call Saul.
My untasting tongue, every clot of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
Born here of parents born there in Milan from parents the same, and their parents in Wuhan,
I, now more than fifty-some years old (wink) in perfect health (double wink) begin,
Hoping to cease not till death (for a long, long time).
Creeds and schools in abeyance,
Retiring back in March, sufficed at what they are, but never forgotten,
I harbor for good or bad, I permit to speak at every feverish hazard,
Nature without check with original energy.
Peace and health to you all, fellow HSBBWers. May our kids be back in school with their friends, readin', writin', and rithmetickin', and out on the ball fields, slinging strikes, running deep ones down, slappin' em in the gaps, turning two and goin' yard.
I swap my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world!!